congra Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious congra puns

Congratulations to the winner of last night's presidential debate!

The Voyager probe, flying away from Earth at an estimated 62000 km per hour.

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Congratulations to Tu Youyou on winning the Nobel Prize in Medicine and for being the most confusing person to sing Happy Birthday to.

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Congratulations West Ham

The only club named after two things that ISIS hate.

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Congrats Mac Miller!

1 week sober!

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Congratulations to Ukraine to winning the Eurovision Song Contest.

Can't wait for Russia to host it next year.

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Congratulations to Alabama for making same sex marriage legal

Now the men can finally marry their brothers

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I'd like to congratulate Whitney Houston...

...on being 24 hours sober!

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Congratulations to Amy Winehouse

For being sober one year.

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Congratulations to Tom Brady, the first player to be undefeated over 5+ Super Bowls.

He's won all 5/7.

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I would like to congratulate Amy Winehouse

on almost 4 years of sobriety.

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Congratulations to Amy Winehouse...

...on six months of sobriety.

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Congrats to Ohio State, you didn't have the worst performance of the evening...

...Mariah Carey's got your back.

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Congratulations to my wife!

who reached a new culinary milestone today by setting off the neighbors' smoke alarm!

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Congrats to Gaston on his award!

The No-Belle Prize.

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Congratulations. You're 18.

On a list of 20 people that I want to kill.

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Congratulations to Justin Trudeau on the results of the Canadian Election

He always did want to be a minority.

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How do you congratulate a Jewish bodybuilder?

Muscle Tov!

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How do you congratulate a slice of bread on his wedding day?

Toast him

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Congratulations USA

We have officially gone black and gone back.

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- Congratulations, my boy! - Says the uncle to the nephew who is getting married the next day.

- I'm sure a couple of years from now, you will remind of this day as the happiest day of your life!
- But I'm only getting married tomorrow - responds the nephew.
- Yeah - explains uncle - That is exactly what I meant!

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Congratulations to Snooki who gave birth today to a baby boy...

5 NJ High School rings, 2 condoms, and 12 press on nails.

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I'd like to be the first

to congratulate Amy Winehouse on her 4 years of sobriety.

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Congrats! You're on the new game show, Serbia or Suburbia!

Contestant #1, who drinks vodka immediately when they get off work, because their country is falling apart?

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Congrats to the National Gallery on receiving a substantial donation of French Impressionist and Eastern European artwork.

Which is to say ... they're getting Monet for nothing and the Czechs for free.

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Congrats to Whitney Houston

Four Years drug-free

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If you're over 25, congrats!

You have outlived every cat and dog that was alive at the time of your birth.

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How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

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Congrats Amy Winehouse

on being 5 years sober

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Congratulations on your accomplishments!

Whitney Houston, on being year sober!

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Congratulations! You successfully delivered that bell with no chips or chunks of it breaking off. Please see us to receive your...

No Bell Piece Prize

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Congratulations to Prince Harry on losing his virginity

circa AD 2000. It's never too late to celebrate!

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CONGRATS European Union...

On losing those pounds!!

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Congratulations to the winner of the 2016 Presidential Election.

The Curiosity rover currently 140 million miles away on Mars.

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Congratulations on passing your test!

You have HIV!

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Congratulations! Said the groom's uncle.

I'm sure you'll look back on today as the happiest day of your life.

But I'm not getting married until tomorrow. Replied the groom to be.

I know, I know. His uncle replied.

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