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Fun-Filled Congra Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What is a good congra joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Congratulations to the winner of last night's presidential debate!

The Voyager probe, flying away from earth at an estimated 62000 km per hour.

Congratulations to Justin Trudeau on the results of the Canadian Election

He always did want to be a minority.

Congratulations! Said the groom's uncle.

I'm sure you'll look back on today as the happiest day of your life.
But I'm not getting married until tomorrow. Replied the groom to be.
I know, I know. His uncle replied.

Congratulations to Amy Winehouse...

...on six months of sobriety.

I'd like to congratulate Whitney Houston...

...on being 24 hours sober!

Congratulations to Amy Winehouse

For being sober one year.

Congratulations to Snooki who gave birth today to a baby boy...

5 NJ High School rings, 2 condoms, and 12 press on nails.

- Congratulations, my boy! - Says the uncle to the nephew who is getting married the next day.

- I'm sure a couple of years from now, you will remind of this day as the happiest day of your life!
- But I'm only getting married tomorrow - responds the nephew.
- Yeah - explains uncle - That is exactly what I meant!

Congratulations on your accomplishments!

Whitney Houston, on being year sober!

Congratulations to Alabama for making same s**... marriage legal

Now the men can finally marry their brothers

I would like to congratulate Amy Winehouse

on almost 4 years of sobriety.

I'd like to be the first

to congratulate amy winehouse on her 4 years of sobriety.

Congratulations to Tu Youyou on winning the Nobel Prize in medicine and for being the most confusing person to sing Happy Birthday to.

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Congratulations! You successfully delivered that bell with no chips or chunks of it breaking off. Please see us to receive your...

No Bell Piece Prize

Congratulations to Ukraine to winning the Eurovision Song Contest.

Can't wait for Russia to host it next year.

CONGRATS European Union...

On losing those pounds!!

Congratulations. You're 18.

On a list of 20 people that I want to kill.

Congratulations West Ham

The only club named after two things that ISIS hate.

Congrats Amy Winehouse

on being 5 years sober

Congratulations USA

We have officially gone black and gone back.

Congrats to Ohio State, you didn't have the worst performance of the evening...

...Mariah Carey's got your back.

Congra joke, Congrats to Ohio State, you didn't have the worst performance of the evening...


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Congra joke, Congrats to Ohio State, you didn't have the worst performance of the evening...

Congra joke, Congrats to Ohio State, you didn't have the worst performance of the evening...

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