Congra Jokes

Following is our collection of celebratory puns and applaud one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Congra jokes for adults, dirty canadian jokes and clean happiest dad gags for kids.

The Best Congra Puns

Congratulations to the winner of last night's presidential debate!

The Voyager probe, flying away from Earth at an estimated 62000 km per hour.

Congratulations to Tu Youyou on winning the Nobel Prize in Medicine and for being the most confusing person to sing Happy Birthday to.

Congratulations West Ham

The only club named after two things that ISIS hate.

Congrats Mac Miller!

1 week sober!

Congratulations to Ukraine to winning the Eurovision Song Contest.

Can't wait for Russia to host it next year.


I'd like to congratulate Donald J Trump for winning

The silver medal in the 2020 presidential election.

Congratulations to Donald J. Trump for winning

the silver medal in the 2020 U.S. Presidential race!

Congratulations to the obvious winner of last night's debate...

The voyager space probe hurtling away from our solar system at over 35k mph!

Congratulations to Alabama for making same sex marriage legal

Now the men can finally marry their brothers

I'd like to congratulate Whitney Houston...

...on being 24 hours sober!

Congratulations 2020 graduating class

Reigning senior skip day champions!


Congratulations to Amy Winehouse

For being sober one year.

Congratulations America. 51 years ago you landed on the moon!!!

Now you can't even go to Canada.

Congratulations to Tom Brady, the first player to be undefeated over 5+ Super Bowls.

He's won all 5/7.

I would like to congratulate Amy Winehouse

on almost 4 years of sobriety.

Congratulations to Amy Winehouse...

...on six months of sobriety.

Congrats to Ohio State, you didn't have the worst performance of the evening...

...Mariah Carey's got your back.

Congratulations to my wife!

who reached a new culinary milestone today by setting off the neighbors' smoke alarm!

Congrats to Gaston on his award!

The No-Belle Prize.


Congratulations. You're 18.

On a list of 20 people that I want to kill.

Congrats to the Patriots on their 7th ring,

Super Bowls XXXVI (2001), XXXVIII (2003), XXXIX (2004), XLIX (2014), LI (2016), LIII (2018), Prostitution Ring (2019)!

Congratulations on winning most secretive person in the office

I can't tell you what this means to me

Congratulations to Justin Trudeau on the results of the Canadian Election

He always did want to be a minority.

Congratulations, you made it through 6 month of 2020!

3 more to go!

How do you congratulate a Jewish bodybuilder?

Muscle Tov!

How do you congratulate a slice of bread on his wedding day?

Toast him

Congratulations USA

We have officially gone black and gone back.

- Congratulations, my boy! - Says the uncle to the nephew who is getting married the next day.

- I'm sure a couple of years from now, you will remind of this day as the happiest day of your life!
- But I'm only getting married tomorrow - responds the nephew.
- Yeah - explains uncle - That is exactly what I meant!

Congratulations, your ears hang as low as an Amish person's.

But can you tie a Mennonite?

Congrats! You're on the new game show, Serbia or Suburbia!

Contestant #1, who drinks vodka immediately when they get off work, because their country is falling apart?

Congrats to Whitney Houston

Four Years drug-free

I'd like to be the first

to congratulate Amy Winehouse on her 4 years of sobriety.

Congratulations to Snooki who gave birth today to a baby boy...

5 NJ High School rings, 2 condoms, and 12 press on nails.

Congrats to the National Gallery on receiving a substantial donation of French Impressionist and Eastern European artwork.

Which is to say ... they're getting Monet for nothing and the Czechs for free.

Congratulations to the class of 2020

You are the first class that will have a 100% participation in the annual senior skip day championship.

If you're over 25, congrats!

You have outlived every cat and dog that was alive at the time of your birth.

Congratulations Tony Romo.

For finally making it to the Super Bowl.

I'd like to congratulate the inventor of the wobbly table

He must be successful with them being in every restaurant and cafe

Congrats Amy Winehouse

on being 5 years sober

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Congratulations on your accomplishments!

Whitney Houston, on being year sober!

Congratulations to John Cena

for his job hosting the Oscars last night. Really on his way to the A list now

Congratulations! You successfully delivered that bell with no chips or chunks of it breaking off. Please see us to receive your...

No Bell Piece Prize

Congratulations to Prince Harry on losing his virginity

circa AD 2000. It's never too late to celebrate!

Congratulations to all the runners in the Boston Marathon.

You survived

Congratulations on passing your test!

You have HIV!

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