The Best 46 Congra Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Congra jokes. There are some congra applaud jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these congra happiest puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Congra Jokes and Puns

Congratulations to the winner of last night's presidential debate!

The Voyager probe, flying away from Earth at an estimated 62000 km per hour.

Congratulations to Justin Trudeau on the results of the Canadian Election

He always did want to be a minority.

Congratulations! Said the groom's uncle.

I'm sure you'll look back on today as the happiest day of your life.

But I'm not getting married until tomorrow. Replied the groom to be.

I know, I know. His uncle replied.

Congra joke,  Congratulations!  Said the groom's uncle.

Congratulations to Amy Winehouse...

...on six months of sobriety.

I'd like to congratulate Whitney Houston...

...on being 24 hours sober!


Congratulations to Amy Winehouse

For being sober one year.

Congratulations to Snooki who gave birth today to a baby boy...

5 NJ High School rings, 2 condoms, and 12 press on nails.

Congra joke, Congratulations to Snooki who gave birth today to a baby boy...

- Congratulations, my boy! - Says the uncle to the nephew who is getting married the next day.

- I'm sure a couple of years from now, you will remind of this day as the happiest day of your life!
- But I'm only getting married tomorrow - responds the nephew.
- Yeah - explains uncle - That is exactly what I meant!

Congratulations on your accomplishments!

Whitney Houston, on being year sober!

Congratulations to Alabama for making same sex marriage legal

Now the men can finally marry their brothers

I would like to congratulate Amy Winehouse

on almost 4 years of sobriety.

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I'd like to be the first

to congratulate Amy Winehouse on her 4 years of sobriety.

Congratulations to Tu Youyou on winning the Nobel Prize in Medicine and for being the most confusing person to sing Happy Birthday to.

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Congratulations! You successfully delivered that bell with no chips or chunks of it breaking off. Please see us to receive your...

No Bell Piece Prize

Congratulations to Ukraine to winning the Eurovision Song Contest.

Can't wait for Russia to host it next year.

Congra joke, Congratulations to Ukraine to winning the Eurovision Song Contest.

Congratulations. You're 18.

On a list of 20 people that I want to kill.

Congratulations West Ham

The only club named after two things that ISIS hate.

Congrats Amy Winehouse

on being 5 years sober


Congratulations USA

We have officially gone black and gone back.

Congrats to Ohio State, you didn't have the worst performance of the evening...

...Mariah Carey's got your back.

How do you congratulate a Jewish bodybuilder?

Muscle Tov!

Congrats to Whitney Houston

Four Years drug-free

Congratulations to Tom Brady, the first player to be undefeated over 5+ Super Bowls.

He's won all 5/7.

Congrats to Gaston on his award!

The No-Belle Prize.

Congrats to the National Gallery on receiving a substantial donation of French Impressionist and Eastern European artwork.

Which is to say ... they're getting Monet for nothing and the Czechs for free.

How do you congratulate a slice of bread on his wedding day?

Toast him

Congratulations to my wife!

who reached a new culinary milestone today by setting off the neighbors' smoke alarm!

Congratulations to Prince Harry on losing his virginity

circa AD 2000. It's never too late to celebrate!

If you're over 25, congrats!

You have outlived every cat and dog that was alive at the time of your birth.

Congrats! You're on the new game show, Serbia or Suburbia!

Contestant #1, who drinks vodka immediately when they get off work, because their country is falling apart?

Congrats Mac Miller!

1 week sober!

I'd like to congratulate the inventor of the wobbly table

He must be successful with them being in every restaurant and cafe

Congratulations Tony Romo.

For finally making it to the Super Bowl.

Congrats to the Patriots on their 7th ring,

Super Bowls XXXVI (2001), XXXVIII (2003), XXXIX (2004), XLIX (2014), LI (2016), LIII (2018), Prostitution Ring (2019)!

Congratulations to John Cena

for his job hosting the Oscars last night. Really on his way to the A list now

Congratulations to the class of 2020

You are the first class that will have a 100% participation in the annual senior skip day championship.

Congratulations 2020 graduating class

Reigning senior skip day champions!

Congratulations, your ears hang as low as an Amish person's.

But can you tie a Mennonite?

Congratulations, you made it through 6 month of 2020!

3 more to go!

Congratulations America. 51 years ago you landed on the moon!!!

Now you can't even go to Canada.

Congratulations on winning most secretive person in the office

I can't tell you what this means to me

Congratulations to the obvious winner of last night's debate...

The voyager space probe hurtling away from our solar system at over 35k mph!

Congratulations to Donald J. Trump for winning

the silver medal in the 2020 U.S. Presidential race!

I'd like to congratulate Donald J Trump for winning

The silver medal in the 2020 presidential election.

Congratulations to me! I just made my last mortgage payment!

I still owe like $262,000, but I'm just not going pay them any more.

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We suggest to use only working congra uncle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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