Congolese Jokes

Following is our collection of tutsi puns and fiddler one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Congolese jokes for adults, dirty rwanda jokes and clean manlier dad gags for kids.

The Best Congolese Puns

What do you do when you see a struggling Congolese person?

You give him a hand.

Why do Congolese wear only new clothes?

There are no second hands.

Why didn't the Congolese karate Kid didn't want to play against the Belgian one ?

He heard the Belgian had some hand-chopping moves up his sleeve.

There is an abundance of congo jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 3 funniest jokes and congolese puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any ugandan witze you can hear about congolese.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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