The Best 10 Congo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Congo jokes. There are some congo uganda jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these congo nations puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Congo Jokes and Puns

My visa to visit Afraica got approved.

Now I Congo

I can't describe how disappointed I am...

...that the Congo weren't in single file in the Olympic Opening Ceremony

What gaming projectile was thrown by John Barrowman's Doctor Who character to pass the time while he was traveling along the Congo River?

The Dart of Harkness.

Congo joke, What gaming projectile was thrown by John Barrowman's  Doctor Who  character to pass the time while

Did know that king Leopold II never visited Belgian Congo?

It was a hands off operation.

Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned


What do you do when you're...

...walking in The Congo and you come across a 500lb Silverback Gorrilla?

wipe it off. Very, very, carefully.

Why do Congolese wear only new clothes?

There are no second hands.

Congo joke, Why do Congolese wear only new clothes?

Why didn't the Congolese karate Kid didn't want to play against the Belgian one ?

He heard the Belgian had some hand-chopping moves up his sleeve.

I was playing RUST and I found an AK-47 before I could found food

I felt like a child in Congo

Why was Belgium so useless in the Congo?

They always needed a hand.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the congo colonize jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working congo sudan piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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