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My visa to visit Afraica got approved.
Now I Congo
I can't describe how disappointed I am...
...that the Congo weren't in single file in the Olympic Opening Ceremony
Norm Macdonald: "You want to know the worst part about doing an office congo line?"
"First, you turn around to realize there's no one behind you. Second, you realize you're not in an office, you're in a psychiatric hospital"
What gaming projectile was thrown by John Barrowman's Doctor Who character to pass the time while he was traveling along the Congo River?
The Dart of Harkness.
Did know that king Leopold II never visited Belgian Congo?
It was a hands off operation.
Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?
They're afraid of getting owned
What do you do when you're...
...walking in The Congo and you come across a 500lb Silverback Gorrilla?
wipe it off. Very, very, carefully.
I was playing RUST and I found an AK-47 before I could found food
I felt like a child in Congo
Why do Congolese wear only new clothes?
There are no second hands.
Why didn't the Congolese karate Kid didn't want to play against the Belgian one ?
He heard the Belgian had some hand-chopping moves up his sleeve.
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