The Best 14 Congestion Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Congestion jokes. There are some congestion police jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these congestion vicks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Congestion Jokes and Puns

A truck carrying Vicks Vapor Rub overturned on the highway, but amazingly traffic was fine.

No congestion for hours!

LPT: When calling out of work or school, don't fake congestion, etc... instead try using your best Indian accent.

There's a much higher chance they'll believe you're Sikh.

A lorry has just overturned on the M6 loaded with Vicks vapour rub.

Police have said there will be no congestion for eight hours.

Congestion joke, A lorry has just overturned on the M6 loaded with Vicks vapour rub.

A truck loaded with Vicks VapoRub overturns on the motorway...

Police confirms there will be no congestion for eight hours.

A truck overturned on the highway...

...And it was carrying a load of Vick's Vaporub.

There was no congestion for up to 8 hours.


It is known that masturbation eases congestion

"I swear officer, I was only trying to help traffic move along!"

According to a recent medical study, masturbation helps to ease congestion.

The traffic cops on my afternoon commute did not agree, however.

Congestion joke, According to a recent medical study, masturbation helps to ease congestion.

Before I get into Spring Break traffic, I cover my car in Mucinex...

It really thins out the congestion.

What did the man who blamed his nasal congestion on the federal reserve do in response?

Sudafed

A lorry carrying 25 tons of Vicks Vapour Rub has overturned on the M6, near Birmingham, spilling it's load onto the carriage way.

The Police have said, there will be no congestion for at least 12hrs.

Where is the flu most common?

In cities with high levels of congestion!!

You can explore congestion weekday reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean congestion hrs dad jokes. There are also congestion puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


A large wagon contaning menthol mints has crashed and shed it's load over the highway.

Police say there will be no congestion for at least the next 4 miles.

I had to shut down my company that reduces vehicular congestion in urban cores.

The investors said they wanted to see more traffic.

Lorry crashes and leaves the road full of boxes.

Don't worry though, it was just boxes of Vicks vapour rub....

There was no congestion at all.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the congestion freeway jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working congestion blockage piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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