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28 congested jokes and hilarious congested puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about congested that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short congested jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The congested humour may include short jokes also.

  1. A truck carrying Vicks Vapor Rub overturned on the highway, but amazingly traffic was fine. No congestion for hours!
  2. Did you hear about the Mucinex truck that collided with a Nyquil truck on the highway? Amazingly, the entire area was congestion-free for over 8 hours.
  3. LPT: When calling out of work or school, don't fake congestion, etc... instead try using your best Indian accent. There's a much higher chance they'll believe you're Sikh.
  4. A truck loaded with Vicks vaporub overturned on the highway amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.
  5. A lorry has just overturned on the M6 loaded with Vicks vapour rub. Police have said there will be no congestion for eight hours.
  6. A truck carrying vicks vaporub overturned on the highway. Amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours strait.
  7. A truck loaded with Vicks VapoRub overturns on the motorway... Police confirms there will be no congestion for eight hours.
  8. I was on the verge of winning the "Worlds Most Congested Nose " competition.... And then I blew it.
  9. A truck overturned on the highway... ...And it was carrying a load of Vick's Vaporub.
    There was no congestion for up to 8 hours.
  10. A truck carrying Vicks Vapor Rub overturned on the highway this morning Luckily there was no congestion.

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Congested One Liners

Which congested one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with congested? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. Where is the flu most common? In cities with high levels of congestion!!
  2. What did the busy motorway tell the other motorway? I'm feeling a bit congested today.

Congested Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about congested you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make congested prank.

It is known that m**... eases congestion

"I swear officer, I was only trying to help traffic move along!"

Pill commercials nowadays be like

After just one use, derpatine fixed my knee pain and I can run again!
Consult a doctor if you're experiencing any headaches, nausea, muscle pain, blurry vision, nasal congestion, loss of sight, kidney failure, hernia, heart attacks, strokes or knee pain after using derpatine

According to a recent medical study, m**... helps to ease congestion.

The traffic cops on my afternoon commute did not agree, however.

Did you hear about the Vicks VapoRub truck that overturned on the highway?

Fortunately traffic wasn't congested.

In congested traffic, it's best to stay on the right side of the road.

It'd be a real tragedy if you were on the wrong side.

You hear about the Nyquil truck that collided with a Mucinex truck?

Amazingly, the entire area was congestion-free for over 12 hours.

I am really disgusted with myself. I was on the verge of winning the "Worlds Most Congested Nose " competition...

And then I blew it.

Before I get into Spring Break traffic, I cover my car in Mucinex...

It really thins out the congestion.

What did the man who blamed his nasal congestion on the federal reserve do in response?

Sudafed

A large wagon contaning menthol mints has crashed and shed it's load over the highway.

Police say there will be no congestion for at least the next 4 miles.

A lorry carrying 25 tons of Vicks Vapour Rub has overturned on the M6, near Birmingham, spilling it's load onto the carriage way.

The Police have said, there will be no congestion for at least 12hrs.

I had to shut down my company that reduces vehicular congestion in urban cores.

The investors said they wanted to see more traffic.

Lorry crashes and leaves the road full of boxes.

Don't worry though, it was just boxes of Vicks vapour rub....
There was no congestion at all.

Yo mama so fat...

.....she's gonna have congestive heart failure. Seriously man, get her to a doctor

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