Congested Jokes

Funniest Congested Short Jokes

Short congested jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The congested humour may include short jokes also.

1. A truck carrying Vicks Vapor Rub overturned on the highway, but amazingly traffic was fine. No congestion for hours!
2. Did you hear about the Mucinex truck that collided with a Nyquil truck on the highway? Amazingly, the entire area was congestion-free for over 8 hours.
3. LPT: When calling out of work or school, don't fake congestion, etc... instead try using your best Indian accent. There's a much higher chance they'll believe you're Sikh.
4. I was on the verge of winning the "Worlds Most Congested Nose " competition.... And then I blew it.
5. In congested traffic, it's best to stay on the right side of the road. It'd be a real tragedy if you were on the wrong side.
6. Before I get into Spring Break traffic, I cover my car in Mucinex... It really thins out the congestion.
7. What did the man who blamed his nasal congestion on the federal reserve do in response? Sudafed
8. A large wagon contaning menthol mints has crashed and shed it's load over the highway. Police say there will be no congestion for at least the next 4 miles.
9. I had to shut down my company that reduces vehicular congestion in urban cores. The investors said they wanted to see more traffic.
10. Lorry crashes and leaves the road full of boxes. Don't worry though, it was just boxes of Vicks vapour rub....
    There was no congestion at all.

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Congested One Liners

Which congested one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with congested? I can suggest the ones about and .

1. Where is the flu most common? In cities with high levels of congestion!!
2. What did the busy motorway tell the other motorway? I'm feeling a bit congested today.

Congested Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about congested you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make congested pranks.