conga Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious conga puns

I got kicked out of the conga festival

I don't blame them. I was way out of line.

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What's forty feet long and smells like urine?

A conga line at a nursing home

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I got banned from a conga competition the other day...

I was way out of line!

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What do you call a Chinese conga line?

A Chu Chu train

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What is 20m long and smells like urine?

A conga line in an old folks home.

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What's 6 feet long and stinks of piss?

A conga in an old people's home

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What's long thin and smells of piss?

Old people doing the conga.

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What's 10 foot long and stinks of piss?

Old folk doing the conga.

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What 20 meters long and bald?

The conga line at the cancer department.

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What are the most funny Conga jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Conga? Well, here are the best Conga dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Conga pick up lines to share with friends.

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