The Best 6 Conga Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Conga jokes. There are some conga dance jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these conga diabetic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Conga Jokes and Puns

I got kicked out of the conga festival

I don't blame them. I was way out of line.

What's forty feet long and smells like urine?

A conga line at a nursing home

I got banned from a conga competition the other day...

I was way out of line!

What is 20m long and smells like urine?

A conga line in an old folks home.

What do you call a Chinese conga line?

A Chu Chu train


What 20 meters long and bald?

The conga line at the cancer department.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the conga elevation jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working conga percussion piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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