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This is a collection of jokes about the Viet Cong during the Vietnam War. Here you can find a variety of tongue-in-cheek jokes about the Viet Cong, their poach-thi tactics, and the war overall. Be prepared for a chuckle as you read through the humorous stories about the Vietnamese soldiers.

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What is a good cong joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why will the congress never impeach Trump?

Because the republicans always insist on carrying a baby to full term.

Congratulations to the winner of last night's presidential debate!

The Voyager probe, flying away from earth at an estimated 62000 km per hour.

Congratulations to Justin Trudeau on the results of the Canadian Election

He always did want to be a minority.

I'd like to congratulate Whitney Houston...

...on being 24 hours sober!

Congratulations to Amy Winehouse

For being sober one year.

Congratulations to Snooki who gave birth today to a baby boy...

5 NJ High School rings, 2 condoms, and 12 press on nails.

- Congratulations, my boy! - Says the uncle to the nephew who is getting married the next day.

- I'm sure a couple of years from now, you will remind of this day as the happiest day of your life!
- But I'm only getting married tomorrow - responds the nephew.
- Yeah - explains uncle - That is exactly what I meant!

Congratulations on your accomplishments!

Whitney Houston, on being year sober!

How many Congressmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Better buy a flashlight

Why do Congressmen make terrible cashiers?

They're all too afraid of change.

Six U.S congress men die and go to heaven.

Congress cares about the average taxpaying citizen...

HA

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congrats Seahawks on winning the super bowl

from all of here in the 3rd world countries

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Congratulations to Alabama for making same s**... marriage legal

Now the men can finally marry their brothers

I would like to congratulate Amy Winehouse

on almost 4 years of sobriety.

Congress passes bill.

Congress is like autocorrect

It causes more problems then fixing them.

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Congratulations to Tu Youyou on winning the Nobel Prize in medicine and for being the most confusing person to sing Happy Birthday to.

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Congratulations! You successfully delivered that bell with no chips or chunks of it breaking off. Please see us to receive your...

No Bell Piece Prize

Congratulations to Ukraine to winning the Eurovision Song Contest.

Can't wait for Russia to host it next year.

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Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

Cong joke, Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

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Cong One Liners

Which cong one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cong? I can suggest the ones about density and pacific.

  1. I recently took a vacation in Vietnam and it was just okay. It had its pros and congs.
  2. Heard the place kong skull island was burnt down. It was the veit cong
  3. What do you call the King Kong that lives in the jungle? Viet Cong.
  4. Calories are just like the Viet Cong Even if you burn them, they come back
Cong joke, Calories are just like the Viet Cong

Cong joke, Calories are just like the Viet Cong

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