Following is our collection of vietnamese puns and prehistoric one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cong jokes for adults, dirty density jokes and clean tran dad gags for kids.
Because the republicans always insist on carrying a baby to full term.
The Voyager probe, flying away from Earth at an estimated 62000 km per hour.
The only club named after two things that ISIS hate.
Better buy a flashlight
1 week sober!
I stayed in the House and didn't do anything.
They will be ending their 'take your daughter to work' program.
Can't wait for Russia to host it next year.
So they would accept change
The voyager space probe hurtling away from our solar system at over 35k mph!
Now the men can finally marry their brothers
...on being 24 hours sober!
Reigning senior skip day champions!
Doesn't really matter, they forgot to pass the electricity bill again.
For being sober one year.
They're all too afraid of change.
Now you can't even go to Canada.
He's won all 5/7.
Republicans insist on carrying a baby to full term, even if it was a drastic accident.
When you ask them to speak they will, but it doesn't mean anything.
on almost 4 years of sobriety.
...on six months of sobriety.
...Mariah Carey's got your back.
who reached a new culinary milestone today by setting off the neighbors' smoke alarm!
They blame the Russians.
The No-Belle Prize.
A congressman was walking down the street when suddenly a thief jumps in front of him. The thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, Give me your money. The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said You cannot do this, I'm a United States congressman! The thief said, In that case, give me my money!
On a list of 20 people that I want to kill.
Super Bowls XXXVI (2001), XXXVIII (2003), XXXIX (2004), XLIX (2014), LI (2016), LIII (2018), Prostitution Ring (2019)!
I can't tell you what this means to me
He always did want to be a minority.
3 more to go!
Because crimes can't be solved there since everyone has the same DNA and there are no dental records.
They just mass debate.
Muscle Tov!
It'd be a real tragedy if you were on the wrong side.
Toast him
We have officially gone black and gone back.
- I'm sure a couple of years from now, you will remind of this day as the happiest day of your life!
- But I'm only getting married tomorrow - responds the nephew.
- Yeah - explains uncle - That is exactly what I meant!
But can you tie a Mennonite?
Contestant #1, who drinks vodka immediately when they get off work, because their country is falling apart?
But have they tried turning it back on?
Four Years drug-free
to congratulate Amy Winehouse on her 4 years of sobriety.
5 NJ High School rings, 2 condoms, and 12 press on nails.
On a tribal island, far far away from here, lived a man called Cong Clu. Mr. Clu was a physicist, and had lately taken a liking to particle physics.
His research, however, was disturbed quite a lot, by the strong magnetic flow from the ferrous rocks, that the island was made up of, and in the end he had to give up..
It simply proved too hard to draw Cong Clu's Ions from the experiments.
Which is to say ... they're getting Monet for nothing and the Czechs for free.
They're afraid of getting owned
You are the first class that will have a 100% participation in the annual senior skip day championship.
You have outlived every cat and dog that was alive at the time of your birth.
Even if you burn them, they come back
For finally making it to the Super Bowl.
He must be successful with them being in every restaurant and cafe
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100,000 senseless deaths
on being 5 years sober
Good jab.
the congressman responds ,"Shhh... I said I would pay it!"
Whitney Houston, on being year sober!
for his job hosting the Oscars last night. Really on his way to the A list now
Bent over pages
No Bell Piece Prize
There are no second hands.
circa AD 2000. It's never too late to celebrate!
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