Confusing Math Jokes
19 confusing math jokes and hilarious confusing math puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about confusing math that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Confusing Math Short Jokes
Short confusing math jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The confusing math humour may include short math problem jokes also.
- Mike Tyson starts a club to dispute the fundamental rules of mathematics He names it: The Math Debate Club
There was a lot of confusion in their first meeting. - I tried to ask out a hot girl yesterday, but she said she had a boyfriend... I said I had a math test.
She was a bit confused, so I said "I thought we were naming things we could cheat on." - I think the people at Hallmark got some of the aspects of good movies confused. You usually use formulas for math.
- Poor mathematicians Biologists are very poor rather confused with the concept of maths. When a cell devides, it is same as cell multiplication and results in adding more cells.
- Really s**... math joke What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31 - Confused about maths equation I'm usually sharp enough with the sums. But when multiplying 664,751 x 8 it keeps going t**...-up on me!?!?
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Confusing Math One Liners
Which confusing math one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with confusing math? I can suggest the ones about complex math and math homework.
- Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
- Toilet paper math isn't that confusing. It's easy once you apply yourself.
- How do you confuse a blonde? Give her a very complex and difficult math equation.
Confusing Math Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about confusing math you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean math solving jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make confusing math pranks.
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A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help.
"If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her.
The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."
Oldie but goodie
During a job interview, the interviewer asked me if I had any impressive qualities? I said, "Yes, I'm very fast with math!" Suspicious he asked me to prove it. He told me to solve 327x49. I said 34,567! He pulled out his calculator and put it in. With a confused look on his face he says, "That's not even close!" I said, "Yeah, but it was fast though!"
No idea where the original came from but this one gets me every time.
I encountered a young cashier while checking out.
My total was $4.07 to so I handed him a $5 bill and 7 pennies. Confused, he said, "This is too much, just give me the $5 bill." I tried explaining to him that I didn't want change back. This situation still had him bewildered as if he doesn't understand the basics regarding math and money.
I was equally as baffled at his confusion to which I said, "This situation makes no cents to me."
The police are having a math class
On the board it is written 5-7+2=0.
The policemen are very confused so the teacher says "Look, it is very simple. Let me give you an example".
Let's say that there is a bus with 5 people in it. On the next stop 7 people get off the bus. How many people need to get in the bus so the bus will be empty ?
A math teacher was lecturing his class
Suddenly, the professor popped a question,'What is ((353.44634×153×15)+799²-285)×69-0.2 equal to?'
The students were really confused, one who was extremely frustrated stands up and yells and slams on his table,'NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!' The teacher was impressed and said,' Correct, now you can sit down, Adolf.'
This math joke usually leaves people speechless
What did the mathematician say after she ate a huge meal at a feast?
√[(-1)/64]
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^I ^over ^eight.
It leaves the speechless because they usually look at me with confusion. Its hard to make this joke work, verbally.
Once a teacher asked one of her students to memorize the numbers from 1-10.
And that night when he was memorizing he saw his mother drinking 7up, so the next day the teacher asked the student to say the numbers that he memorized so he replied," 1-2-3-4-5-6-8-9-10".
The teacher was confused so she asked the student," Where is the 7" so he said," my mom drank it last night!"