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How do you confuse an alcoholic?


How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

Why do chickens lay eggs?

To confuse philosophers.

Confuse joke, Why do chickens lay eggs?

The amount of people who confuse to and to..

Is amazing two me.

How do you confuse a Jew?

Put the bacon on sale for half-off.

Really stupid math joke

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Confuse joke, Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader?

Tell him that asylum seekers kill pedophiles.

How do you confuse Helen Keller?

You tell her to read a basketball.

I was confused when I saw that my friend's flower bed was alive and blooming.

"Didn't your poppies die last week?" I asked. "They're not poppies" he said, "They're rein-carnations".

How do you confuse a gay?


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Why did the flower with no smell confuse people?

Because it didn't make any scents!!





Get it..scents sounds like sense...sort it's funny because the.. okay I'm sorry I'll just see myself out.

Rhetorical questions confuse me

If someone asks you something, you're supposed to answer them, right?

Anheuser Busch is using a Georgia brewery to can water for flood victims in Oklahoma and Texas

They're labeling very clearly so people don't confuse it with Bud Light

How do you confuse a blind person?

Toss them a basketball and ask them to read it.

How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

Confuse joke, How do you confuse a feminist?

What question would confuse a transsexual who used to be a woman?

"Have you ever been abroad?"

I don't want to die a virgin...

... it would really confuse my kids.

What does a confused student at Hogwarts study?

Which craft?

How do you confuse a gay person?


Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them with feminists.

As a politician...

You need to shake hands & kiss babies...

...and take good care not to confuse the two.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

step on her books with golf shoes

What's the diffrence between a...

What's the difference between a hockey player and a feminist?
After three periods the hockey player takes a shower.

How do you confuse a feminist?
Tell her that you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

A lawyer named Strange died.

His friends asked the tombstone inscriber to write "Here lies Strange, an honest man and a lawyer" on the headstone. The inscriber suggested this would confuse people, who would think three men were buried there. He suggested "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer." "Whenever anyone walks by," he explained "they'll be certain to remark, 'That's Strange.'"

Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

I'm really confused by the fact people judge me for refusing to pay for Netflix...

I mean, I've seen Stranger Things.

I was confused about how to use a Geiger counter

But then one day it just clicked

I think the people who confuse defiantly and definitely...

...are defiantly doing it on purpose.

How do you confuse a gay?


How do you confuse a gay person?


Never confuse a Kiwi with an Aussie.

One's a soft, hairy fruit and the other's a Kiwi!

It confuses me why people feel comfortable with government surveillance as they have nothing to hide, so nothing to fear ....

….but get really scared when I ask them to take their clothes off.

How do you confuse a feminist

Tell her you won't let her make a sandwich for you because she is female

How do you confuse a panda?

You bamboo-zle it.

How do you confuse a girl?

Buy her a pair of chocolate shoes

Eurovision must confuse alot of Americans

Because the one with the most votes wins

Do you know how to confuse a coal miner?

Show him a row of shovels and tell him to take his pick.

Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

I hate when people confuse "you're" and "your"

There all idiots

Why was everyone confused when a crab walked straight into the bar?

Because crabs only walk sideways.

Why did the confused coke-head join the klan?

He thought they were saying "White Powder"

How do you confuse a paleontologist?

Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.

I hate it when people confuse reality with metaphors...

It makes my head literally explode!

How do you confuse an idiot?

With 6 potatoes!

How do you confuse an Apple user?

Give them options.

How do you confuse a gay person ?


I'm confused. My professor told me Nietzsche was 'an atheist who worshiped at the altar of nihilism'.

Is nothing sacred?

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her while reciting the alphabet backwards

I used to confuse penises and testicles...

But then I realized there is a vas deferens between them.

New Yorkers confuse me...

Half of them keep saying "fuhgeddaboudit" but the rest of them keep saying "Never forget".

My English teacher constantly makes fun of me because I confuse my prepositions.

He's always rubbing it out.

How to confuse a waitperson.

I'm not having what she's not having.

Little Mikey

A five-year-old Mikey asks his Grandpa, Grandpa, what do you call it when there are two people on top of each other in bed?
The Grandpa feels very uncomfortable but decides not to confuse the child and bravely says, That's intercourse, my boy.
OK, nods Mikey and off he goes.
He comes back after five minutes and says, Grandpa, that's not right. I've just spoken to mom and she said that it's not called intercourse but a bunk bed!

A confused chinese student asks his master: "Master Shi, why do all chinese look the same?"

Then the Master replyed: "I am not master Shi."

Why do computer scientists confuse halloween with christmas?


Oct 31 = Dec 25

What confuses an idiot?


People who confuse etymology and entomology bug me in a way I can't put into words

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Have you seen the videos in which people confuse their pets by disappearing unexpectedly?

I'm sick of that sheet.

How do you confuse a Polish labourer?

Lay down an axe and a shovel and tell him to take his pick.

I confused a tube of super glue with a tube of lube

It was horrible. My model airplane kept slipping apart.

Don't get confused between the testes and the urethra.

There's a vas deferens between them.

Don't confuse your Google search with my computer scienc--

-- actually, never mind. It amounts to the same thing.

Her: Let's exchange numbers

Me: Won't that confuse people who are trying to call us?

I am a little confused as to why everyone keeps giving me LEGOs for my birthday.

I don't know what to make of it.

I'm confused on what you need to enter a store or restaurant nowadays....

... is it a face mask or a brick?

I'm confused.

Do I need a mask or a brick to enter a store?

I always get confused between dusk and dawn

Even though there's a night and day difference

How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her that she is not allowed to make you a sandwich.

I was confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa.

Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water.

They bless the rains down in Africa.

Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

Confused man sees a psychiatrist

A man goes to see a psychiatrist.
"Doc, you gotta help me. I'm a teepee. No wait, I'm a wigwam. No, I'm definitely a teepee. Actually, I'm pretty sure I'm a wigwam. Nah, I'm for sure a teepee. But actually, I'm 100% certain I'm a wigw-...."
"Stop, stop. Just stop right there, I already know what your problem is. You're two tents...."

I get confused with these Latin phrases.

Is it carpe tunnel or per diem?

Should we exchange our phone numbers?

Are you kidding? That would confuse the people who try to call us.

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