Confucious Jokes

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The Best Confucious Puns

Confucious say, "Is good for girl to meet boy in park...

but is better for boy to park meat in girl."

Confucious say...

Confucious say a boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.

Confucious he say...

Man who walk before car gets tired, man who walk behind car gets exhausted

Confucious say

He who sleep on corduroy pillow make headlines

Confucious say Man walking down the street carrying a 5-disc CD changer...

…is either walking to or from the Salvation Army.


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Man with hand in pocket gets a little cocky.

Confucious once said...

"How much for 2 steamed buns?"

Confucious say..sausage

Confucious say, "Man who stuffs his own sausage pounds his own meat."

Confucious say

... if man not feeling the love like he used to ... time to change hands

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