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Confucious Jokes

8 confucious jokes and hilarious confucious puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about confucious that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Confucious Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What is a good confucious joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Confucious say, "Is good for girl to meet boy in park...

but is better for boy to park meat in girl."

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Confucious say a boy who goes to bed with s**... problem wake up with solution in hand.

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Man who walk before car gets tired, man who walk behind car gets exhausted

man that sneezes without tissue

takes matter into his own hands -Confucious .

My friends are concerned I'm spending all my free time studying esoteric, difficult philosophy, unable to either improve or leave it behind.

I'm Locke into Confucious Nietzsche Hobbes, in a Plato but can't Descartes it.

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He who sleep on corduroy pillow make headlines

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Man with hand in pocket gets a little c**....

Confucious say Man walking down the street carrying a 5-disc CD changer...

…is either walking to or from the Salvation Army.


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