The Best 9 Confucious Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Confucious jokes. There are some confucious burp jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these confucious confucius puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Confucious Jokes and Puns

Confucious say, "Is good for girl to meet boy in park...

but is better for boy to park meat in girl."

Confucious say...

Confucious say a boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.

Confucious he say...

Man who walk before car gets tired, man who walk behind car gets exhausted

Confucious say

He who sleep on corduroy pillow make headlines

Confucious say...

Man with hand in pocket gets a little cocky.


Confucious say Man walking down the street carrying a 5-disc CD changer...

…is either walking to or from the Salvation Army.

Confucious once said...

"How much for 2 steamed buns?"

Confucious say

... if man not feeling the love like he used to ... time to change hands

Confucious say..sausage

Confucious say, "Man who stuffs his own sausage pounds his own meat."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the confucious itchy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working confucious tzu piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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