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A summary of the world's religions

Catholicism: s**... happens.
Protestantism: Let this s**... happen to someone else.
Judaism: Why does this s**... always happen to us?
Hinduism: This s**... has happened before.
Confucianism: Confucius says "s**... happens"
Rastafarianism: Let's roll up this s**... and smoke it.

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Did you hear about the spread of Buddhism to China?

There was mass Confucian.

Did you hear about the Pikachu who got in a debate over Chinese philosophy.

It hurt itself in its Confucian.

What Confucian values do fuccbois/ hypebeasts believe in?

FILA piety

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