The Best 6 Confrontation Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Confrontation jokes. There are some confrontation encounter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these confrontation demo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Confrontation Jokes and Puns

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

My therapist told me..

My therapist told me that I have a fear of confrontation.

I didn't agree with her but I held my tongue in case it caused an argument.

"I've never been good at dealing with confrontation."



Confrontation joke, "I've never been good at dealing with confrontation."

Th couple with 10 kids.

A husband and wife had 9 kids and just recently had their 10th.

However the 10th child looked strangely different to the rest and this made the father suspicious of unfaithfulness on his wife's behalf.

So one day he sat his wife down and demanded she tell him who the father is.

The wife, a little overwhelmed by the confrontation gave it up pretty easy. She said: "Okay, okay, ... it's you".

How do you laugh when escaping a confrontation with a redhead?


Why isn't "@you" not "w/you"?

cuz "w/you" is a directory \- doomed to confrontation by directory structure.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the confrontation feud jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working confrontation quarrel piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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