Confrontation Jokes

Following is our collection of showdown puns and encounter one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Confrontation jokes for adults, dirty altercation jokes and clean demo dad gags for kids.

The Best Confrontation Puns

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

My therapist told me..

My therapist told me that I have a fear of confrontation.

I didn't agree with her but I held my tongue in case it caused an argument.

Th couple with 10 kids.

A husband and wife had 9 kids and just recently had their 10th.

However the 10th child looked strangely different to the rest and this made the father suspicious of unfaithfulness on his wife's behalf.

So one day he sat his wife down and demanded she tell him who the father is.

The wife, a little overwhelmed by the confrontation gave it up pretty easy. She said: "Okay, okay, ... it's you".

How do you laugh when escaping a confrontation with a redhead?


Why isn't "@you" not "w/you"?

cuz "w/you" is a directory \- doomed to confrontation by directory structure.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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