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As he is grabbing things, the couple wake up and confront him. The robber has a gun and says he would have left quietly but now he is gonna have to kill them.
"But before I do that," says the robber, "I want to know your names. What's your name, woman?"
"Linda," the wife replies meekly.
"Well, that's my mother's name. I can't kill you." Then he turns to the husband and says, "And what's your name?"
"Frank, but everybody in town calls me Linda."
Now it can ride a bike without training wheels...
But it wouldn't be a good example to set in front of my wife and kids.
I hate it that she never lets me finish
I wanted to go out and confront him but I didn't want him to take a fence
So I went to his house to confront him and all the signs were there.
He firmly denied being my friend.
If the beanstalking carried on, she would have to call the police.
I was supposed to play dead, but I played dad instead. Now it can ride a bike.
Apparently that's something you shouldn't say to Peace's boyfriend
I'm always walking on eggshells.
He went to confront his GF.
Guy : I thought you say I'm the only one you dating.
GF : Ya, the rest are all nine and ten.
Guy : .....bu...but that's your brother.
GF: Sorry but love has no boundaries.
Guy : ...That's what my ex-wife said when she left me.
GF: I know. Mom told me.
Confront me with ten issues and I'm walking.
I don't want to confront him though incase he takes offence.
I was going to confront him but I got cold feet
"TAIWAN #1!"
The maestro holds his hands up and exclaims "I don't want any treble!"
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