The Best 21 Confront Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Confront jokes. There are some confront thug jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these confront faced puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Confront Jokes and Puns
A robber enters an old couple's home in the middle of the night...
As he is grabbing things, the couple wake up and confront him. The robber has a gun and says he would have left quietly but now he is gonna have to kill them.
"But before I do that," says the robber, "I want to know your names. What's your name, woman?"
"Linda," the wife replies meekly.
"Well, that's my mother's name. I can't kill you." Then he turns to the husband and says, "And what's your name?"
"Frank, but everybody in town calls me Linda."
I tried to confront my friend about his sexual attraction to plants
But he kept on beating behind the bush
They say when confronted by a bear, the best thing to do is play dead, so when I came face to face with one in the woods the other day, I accidentally played dad instead...
Now it can ride a bike without training wheels...
Not This Time
A man is blessed with four beautiful daughters but he always wanted a son. So he and his wife get to work and they try and try and finally are able to conceive a son. When the son is born, it's one ugly baby. The husband is visibly upset and suspects his wife cheated on him and decides to confront her. "We have 4 beautiful daughters and now look at our son. He is as ugly as can be. I want you to tell me the truth, did you cheat on me." His wife looks at him and says, "No my dear, not this time!"
My next door neighbour just stole my gate and I want to confront him about it
But I'm worried he might take a fence
I don't know how to help my friend....
I don't know how to help my friend.... he's addicted to drinking brake fluid.
When I confront him he just tells me he "can stop any time he wants."
I saw my girlfriend with another guy at the mall, I was about to confront them and kick the guys' ass.
But it wouldn't be a good example to set in front of my wife and kids.
Whenever I try to confront my wife about blueballing me, she always cuts me off
I hate it that she never lets me finish
I heard a burglar in my back garden
I wanted to go out and confront him but I didn't want him to take a fence
I'm beginning to believe that my road worker friend is a kleptomaniac..
So I went to his house to confront him and all the signs were there.
I confronted my friend when I suspected him of cheating with my partner.
He firmly denied being my friend.
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She confronted jack, talking about the constant staring and following she recieved.
If the beanstalking carried on, she would have to call the police.
I was confronted by a bear.
I was supposed to play dead, but I played dad instead. Now it can ride a bike.
I was confronted by an angry man today. I told him I come in peace
Apparently that's something you shouldn't say to Peace's boyfriend
Whenever I confront the messy baker
I'm always walking on eggshells.
A Guy Caught His GF With Another Man
He went to confront his GF.
Guy : I thought you say I'm the only one you dating.
GF : Ya, the rest are all nine and ten.
Guy : .....bu...but that's your brother.
GF: Sorry but love has no boundaries.
Guy : ...That's what my ex-wife said when she left me.
GF: I know. Mom told me.
Confront me with one issue, and I'll stay and deal with it.
Confront me with ten issues and I'm walking.
I found out my friend has been stealing garden gates recently.
I don't want to confront him though incase he takes offence.
Looking out of the window I saw a neighbour stealing my socks off the washing line
I was going to confront him but I got cold feet
After being confronted by China on account of his statements regarding Taiwan, Donald Trump had this to say...
"TAIWAN #1!"
Three soprano thugs confront a maestro in a dark alley...
The maestro holds his hands up and exclaims "I don't want any treble!"
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the confront dilemma jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working confront overcome piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.