The Best 14 Confirmation Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Confirmation jokes. There are some confirmation psych jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these confirmation verification puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Confirmation Jokes and Puns

I tried to research what the term confirmation bias means

All I found was a bunch of fake news, so I stopped reading

A few days ago, I learned what confirmation bias meant.

Since then, I have started seeing it everywhere.

Once you learn about confirmation bias...

...you start seeing it everywhere!

Confirmation joke, Once you learn about confirmation bias...

I ordered my girlfriend flowers on Valentine's day

that didn't arrive (or were stolen from the porch), so I gave her the delivery confirmation instead.

Apparently it's not really the thought that counts.

A few days ago, I finally learnt what confirmation bias means.

Now I see it everywhere.


A prominent art collector quits the Cabinet immediately after his confirmation

He had stumbled into the wrong auction

I don't need confirmation for what I do...

... right guys?

Confirmation joke, I don't need confirmation for what I do...

What do you call it when you make someone say prayers all the time just because they're Catholic?

A Confirmation bias

I'm so upset about Kavanaughs confirmation...

I'm going to drown my sorrows with a game of the devil's triangle.

Worried about his Supreme Court confirmation, Brett Kavanaugh decided to unwind by ordering a 16 year old whiskey.

She refused to drink it.

I was watching the Kavanaugh confirmation hearing

when a Maury episode broke out

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I'm sure everyone here knows what confirmation bias is

But that may be wishful thinking.

A basic chick was conducting a statistical analysis and believed she'd found a correlation.

Turns out it was just confirmation bi-YAAASSSSSS.

My favorite prank phone-call gag when I was a child: Call store, ask, "Do you have cotton-balls?"

After confirmation that the store has cotton-balls, "Does it tickle when you walk?"

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