Confinement Jokes
8 confinement jokes and hilarious confinement puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about confinement that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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An irish man frees a genie
and happy to be released from his confinement, the genie grants him 3 wishes.
The Irishman thinks about it, and says "I want me a pint of Guinness that is never empty."
So *p**...* a pint appears, filled to the rim with the rich brown drink. The man drinks it down, and when he places it back on the bar, it's filled up again.
"So, what would you like for your other two wishes, sir?"
"I want two more of these, then!"
The Smith family is having a reunion.
The matriarch is a 110 year old woman who is confined to a wheelchair and cannot speak, so she uses a pen and notepad to communicate.
While watching her great grandchildren play, she begins to leeeaaan to the left. So cousin Joe lifts her back up and puts a pillow on her left side. Later she begins to leeeaaan to the right, so cousin John lifts her back up and puts a pillow on her right side.
Later, Uncle Bob approaches and asks if she's enjoying the family reunion. She takes out her notepad and slowly writes, "They won't let me f**..."
What was the deck of playing cards sentenced to after committing a felony?
Solitaire confinement.
Did you hear about the cheesemaker who got sent to maximum security prison?
He's being kept in solid-dairy confinement.
"I think solitary confinement is a luxury," said my friend, "don't you?"
"You're on your own there," I replied.
What did the police do to the guy who murdered someone with a deck of cards?
They put him in solitaire confinement.
Whenever I complain about things I have a friend confined to a wheelchair that will bust my chops about how easy I have it.
But I always remind him that before he judges me he should walk a mile in my shoes.
A soldier defied a superior officer and was confined to quarters
He had to turn in his pennies, nickels, dimes, and all paper money.
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