The Best 5 Confinement Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Confinement jokes. There are some confinement harmonica jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these confinement captivity puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Confinement Jokes and Puns

An Irish man frees a genie

and happy to be released from his confinement, the genie grants him 3 wishes.

The Irishman thinks about it, and says "I want me a pint of Guinness that is never empty."

So *poof* a pint appears, filled to the rim with the rich brown drink. The man drinks it down, and when he places it back on the bar, it's filled up again.

"So, what would you like for your other two wishes, sir?"

"I want two more of these, then!"

What did they do with the Crazy 8's?

They put it in Solitaire confinement.

I played cards by myself in prison...

It was solitaire confinement.

How do you turn milk into cheese?

Put it in solid dairy confinement.

Why was a social justice warrior being held in solitude confinement in a mental institute?

She attacked the guards when they tried to force her into a straight white male jacket.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the confinement slammer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working confinement jail piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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