The Best 15 Confidential Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Confidential jokes. There are some confidential secret jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these confidential confident puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Confidential Jokes and Puns
A boy asked his father...
"Dad, what's the difference between confidence, and confidential?"
The father thinks for a moment and says, "You are my son, and that I am confident of. Your friend billy is also my son but that's confidential."
A young boy asks his dad, What is the difference between confident and confidential?
The dad replies, You are my son, I'm confident about that. But see your friend over there? He is also my son. That's confidential.
Little johnny was asking his dad
J: Dad, what's the difference between confident and confidential
D: Well, it's difficult to explain, so let me give you an example. You are my son - I'm confident about that.
J: How about confidential?
D: You see our neighbour little Timmy over there? He's my son - that's confidential
What do Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey have in common?
The House of Cards they had built in Hollywoodland has now made them The Usual Suspects in Sin City. This was supposed to be LA Confidential but apparently they couldnt find Consenting Adults. The American Beauty of this is that they will now forever be Inglorious Basterds.
Son: "Dad, what is the difference between confident and confidential?"
Dad: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! "
HR: "This is your revised salary. We recommend you keep it confidential."
Employee: "Don't worry, I'm equally ashamed of it."
What's the difference between confident and confidential?
A father and son were having breakfast one morning when the son asked: "Dad, what's the difference between confident and confidential?" Thinking about it for a bit, the father replied: "Well... You are my son, and of that I am confident. Now, your friend Johnny is also my son. That's confidential."
Where does Chewbacca go to get confidential documents about his enemies?
Wookieeleaks.
So my 10 year old daughter asked me, What's the difference between Confidence and Confidential?
Well I thought about it carefully and said as I am your Dad, you are my daughter, of that I am Confident. Your friend Sally down the street is also my daughter, that is Confidential!
A boy was asking his dad what the difference is between "confident" & "confidential".
Son to Dad: Dad, what is the difference between "confident" & "confidential"?
Dad: See, here is an example, you are my son, i am confident of that.
Son: I see
Dad: Now, you know our neighbor, little Timmy, your playmate right?
Son: Yah?
Dad: He's my son too, but that's confidential
My favourite word is "confidential".
I can't tell you why.
You can explore confidential confidence reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean confidential information dad jokes. There are also confidential puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Dad rocks,son shocked!
Son - "Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?" Dad - "Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential."
What do you call the state of having confidence?
I'm sorry, it's confidential.
Our confidentiality supervisor is...
Ike Antellu
In an Appraisal discussion... Manager: This is your revised salary, Keep it confidential.
Employee: Don't worry, I am equally ashamed of it
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the confidential ahmad jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working confidential secrecy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.