Following is our collection of confidence puns and secret one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Confidential jokes for adults, dirty information jokes and clean confident dad gags for kids.
"Dad, what's the difference between confidence, and confidential?"
The father thinks for a moment and says, "You are my son, and that I am confident of. Your friend billy is also my son but that's confidential."
The dad replies, You are my son, I'm confident about that. But see your friend over there? He is also my son. That's confidential.
J: Dad, what's the difference between confident and confidential
D: Well, it's difficult to explain, so let me give you an example. You are my son - I'm confident about that.
J: How about confidential?
D: You see our neighbour little Timmy over there? He's my son - that's confidential
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Dad: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! "
A father and son were having breakfast one morning when the son asked: "Dad, what's the difference between confident and confidential?" Thinking about it for a bit, the father replied: "Well... You are my son, and of that I am confident. Now, your friend Johnny is also my son. That's confidential."
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Well I thought about it carefully and said as I am your Dad, you are my daughter, of that I am Confident. Your friend Sally down the street is also my daughter, that is Confidential!
I can't tell you why.
Son - "Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?" Dad - "Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential."
I'm sorry, it's confidential.
Ike Antellu
Employee: Don't worry, I am equally ashamed of it
There is an abundance of ahmad jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 13 funniest jokes and confidential puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any secrecy witze you can hear about confidential.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.