Confidential Jokes

Following is our collection of confidence puns and secret one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Confidential jokes for adults, dirty information jokes and clean confident dad gags for kids.

The Best Confidential Puns

A boy asked his father...

"Dad, what's the difference between confidence, and confidential?"
The father thinks for a moment and says, "You are my son, and that I am confident of. Your friend billy is also my son but that's confidential."

A young boy asks his dad, What is the difference between confident and confidential?

The dad replies, You are my son, I'm confident about that. But see your friend over there? He is also my son. That's confidential.

Little johnny was asking his dad

J: Dad, what's the difference between confident and confidential

D: Well, it's difficult to explain, so let me give you an example. You are my son - I'm confident about that.

J: How about confidential?

D: You see our neighbour little Timmy over there? He's my son - that's confidential

What do Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey have in common?

The House of Cards they had built in Hollywoodland has now made them The Usual Suspects in Sin City. This was supposed to be LA Confidential but apparently they couldnt find Consenting Adults. The American Beauty of this is that they will now forever be Inglorious Basterds.

Son: "Dad, what is the difference between confident and confidential?"

Dad: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! "


What's the difference between confident and confidential?

A father and son were having breakfast one morning when the son asked: "Dad, what's the difference between confident and confidential?" Thinking about it for a bit, the father replied: "Well... You are my son, and of that I am confident. Now, your friend Johnny is also my son. That's confidential."

Where does Chewbacca go to get confidential documents about his enemies?

Wookieeleaks.

So my 10 year old daughter asked me, What's the difference between Confidence and Confidential?

Well I thought about it carefully and said as I am your Dad, you are my daughter, of that I am Confident. Your friend Sally down the street is also my daughter, that is Confidential!

My favourite word is "confidential".

I can't tell you why.

Dad rocks,son shocked!

Son - "Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?" Dad - "Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential."

What do you call the state of having confidence?

I'm sorry, it's confidential.


Our confidentiality supervisor is...

Ike Antellu

In an Appraisal discussion... Manager: This is your revised salary, Keep it confidential.

Employee: Don't worry, I am equally ashamed of it

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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