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A boy asked his father...

"Dad, what's the difference between confidence, and confidential?"
The father thinks for a moment and says, "You are my son, and that I am confident of. Your friend billy is also my son but that's confidential."

A young boy asks his dad, What is the difference between confident and confidential?

The dad replies, You are my son, I'm confident about that. But see your friend over there? He is also my son. That's confidential.

Little johnny was asking his dad

J: Dad, what's the difference between confident and confidential
D: Well, it's difficult to explain, so let me give you an example. You are my son - I'm confident about that.
J: How about confidential?
D: You see our neighbour little Timmy over there? He's my son - that's confidential

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Son: "Dad, what is the difference between confident and confidential?"

Dad: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! "

HR: "This is your revised salary. We recommend you keep it confidential."

Employee: "Don't worry, I'm equally ashamed of it."

What's the difference between confident and confidential?

A father and son were having breakfast one morning when the son asked: "Dad, what's the difference between confident and confidential?" Thinking about it for a bit, the father replied: "Well... You are my son, and of that I am confident. Now, your friend Johnny is also my son. That's confidential."

Where does Chewbacca go to get confidential documents about his enemies?

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So my 10 year old daughter asked me, What's the difference between Confidence and Confidential?

Well I thought about it carefully and said as I am your Dad, you are my daughter, of that I am Confident. Your friend Sally down the street is also my daughter, that is Confidential!

A boy was asking his dad what the difference is between "confident" & "confidential".

Son to Dad: Dad, what is the difference between "confident" & "confidential"?
Dad: See, here is an example, you are my son, i am confident of that.
Son: I see
Dad: Now, you know our neighbor, little Timmy, your playmate right?
Son: Yah?
Dad: He's my son too, but that's confidential

Confidential joke, A boy was asking his dad what the difference is between "confident" & "confidential".


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Confidential joke, A boy was asking his dad what the difference is between "confident" & "confidential".

Confidential joke, A boy was asking his dad what the difference is between "confident" & "confidential".