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A boy asked his father...

"Dad, what's the difference between confidence, and confidential?"
The father thinks for a moment and says, "You are my son, and that I am confident of. Your friend billy is also my son but that's confidential."

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What do Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey have in common?

The House of Cards they had built in Hollywoodland has now made them The Usual Suspects in Sin City. This was supposed to be LA Confidential but apparently they couldnt find Consenting Adults. The American Beauty of this is that they will now forever be Inglorious b**....

HR: "This is your revised salary. We recommend you keep it confidential."

Employee: "Don't worry, I'm equally ashamed of it."

A baker recently joined MI5…

… he was given confidential information on a knead the dough basis

My favourite word is "confidential".

I can't tell you why.

What do you call the state of having confidence?

I'm sorry, it's confidential.

Did you hear the one about the doctor treating his patient?

Neither did I, Doctor-patient confidentiality.

In unexpected twist attorney Michael Cohen is suing his Michael Cohen for breach of a confidentiality agreement.

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Our confidentiality supervisor is...

i**... Antellu

To make a millennial laugh, just tell them how people used to believe a business or government would actually keep information confidential.

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