Confided Jokes

Funniest Confided Short Jokes

Short confided jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The confided humour may include short confident jokes also.

1. Women love a man brimming with confidence. Because without that, what else is there to destroy?
2. A man walks into a tailor to buy a tuxedo. He confidently tells the tailor he doesn't need any assistance. The tailor says… ... "Fine. suit yourself."
3. Little Johnny The teacher came up to Johnny's desk and asked can you tell me what separates you from a monkey.
   Johnny said with confidence "the desk".
4. What did God become when he lost his confidence? An atheist, because he stopped believing in himself.
5. If having low confidence and low self-esteem was an Olympic sport... I would probably get bronze.
6. I find my confidence always goes up after some basic carpentry... ...I'm pretty proud of myshelf
7. I was confident I could win the duel until my opponent swung his sword at my ankles. Alas, I was de-feeted.
8. I don't think a wooden structure is capable of holding up my books. I have low shelf-confidence.
9. Do you love me for my beauty or brains? asks the woman Without missing a beat he replies: I love your self confidence dear
10. I went out to the shop earlier to buy a book called "101 ways to improve your confidence". I couldn't buy it though, the cashier would have laughed at me......

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Confided One Liners

Which confided one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with confided? I can suggest the ones about assured and trust.

1. I named my eraser Confidence... Because it gets smaller with every mistake I make
2. I don't like over confident people
3. This year I resolve to be more confident and assertive... ...if that's ok with you guys.
4. I always wanted to be self-confident. Well, look at me now. Actually, don't.
5. What do you call a lock with low self-confidence? Insecure.
6. I can confidently run up 6 flights of stairs. But 7 Flights? That's another story.
7. The beach is very confident... ...in fact its 100% shore.
8. Why was Melania so confident that Donald would win? Because he always comes first.
9. They say confidence is key... ... I guess that's why I'm always locked out.
10. Women tell me Just be yourself, be more confident. I'm like... jeez pick one!
11. What do you call a confident and stylish young fire ant? Flamboyant
12. I walked up to a Chinese laboratory and confidently knocked on the door. WHO's there.
13. How do you know when you can trust a cow? When you have udder confidence in it.
14. Why was the fallen branch so confident? Big Stick Energy
15. I wish my nervous system... ...could be my confidence system for once.

Quirky and Hilarious Confided Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about confided you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean reassured jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make confided pranks.