The Best 19 Confide Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Confide jokes. There are some confide blurt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these confide divulge puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Confide Jokes and Puns

I don't like over confident people

I was confident I could win the duel until my opponent swung his sword at my ankles.

Alas, I was de-feeted.

I can confidently run up 6 flights of stairs.

But 7 Flights? That's another story.

Confide joke, I can confidently run up 6 flights of stairs.

They say confidence is key...

... I guess that's why I'm always locked out.

I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.

Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.


Why is it a bad idea to confide in a clock?

Because time will tell

I was dating a girl one time who confide in me that she liked Spanish men.

I immediately broke up with her because she was a pedrophile.

Confide joke, I was dating a girl one time who confide in me that she liked Spanish men.

I've never had a single man confide in me that he's experienced problems with impotence.

Maybe it just didn't come up.

Why was a confident man arrested in England?

He was dressed sharp.

I'm confident I'd be able to rip a phone book in half with my bare hands.

Because as a U.S. Southerner, when I fix my unsweetened tea, I open all my sweeteners at once.

I went to the confidence store because I didnt have any confidence. So they gave me some confidence for $2500.

But I think they tricked me.

You can explore confide tic reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean confide confidence dad jokes. There are also confide puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What's the different between a confident soldier and a warning helmsman?

One shoots from the hip and the other hoots from the ship.

Why is it a bad idea to confide in a clock?

I don't know either... I guess time will tell

What did the confident skier say when he had diarrhea?

I've got the runs!

Im a confident driver

Me: Im a confident driver

Friend: But you almost just run someone over

Me: Confidently tho

Confidence

Is what you have before you fully understand a situation.

Confide joke, Confidence

I wish I had the confidence of a jellyfish.

**Every decision's a no-brainer if you're a jellyfish.**

Confidence can move mountains but..

Mountain moving isn't a great career choice.

Our confidentiality supervisor is...

Ike Antellu


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the confide tock jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working confide thirty piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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