Confetti Jokes
7 confetti jokes and hilarious confetti puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about confetti that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Laughter Confetti Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
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An assistant to Donald Trump
>**An assistant to Donald Trump told him she had a fantastic dream last night.**
**There was a huge parade down Pennsylvania Avenue celebrating Trump.**
**Millions lined the parade route, cheering when the President went past.**
**Bands were playing; children were throwing confetti into the air; there were balloons everywhere.**
**It was absolutely the BIGGEST CELEBRATION WASHINGTON HAD EVER SEEN!!!**
**Trump was very impressed and said, "That's really great!**
**By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair okay?"**
**His assistant said, "I couldn't tell, the casket was closed."**
If Fetty Wap is ever convicted of a crime...
He could change his name to ConFetty.
Just ate a bunch of confetti...
Now I'm a party p**....
You know all that confetti that fell at the end of the DNC.
I heard it was made up of the 30,000 missing e-mails.
My buddy and his wife were furious with me after I threw confetti on them as they left the church…
They shouted, "This is completely inappropriate at a child's f**...!"
They just tested the New Years confetti in New York to see if it would survive in the weather
It passed with flying colours
A nun goes to the gynaecologist
"Doctor, in the morning I always find blue confetti in my p**.... Is it the devil's doing?"
"No, sister. Just remove the stickers from the bananas"
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