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Confetti Jokes

7 confetti jokes and hilarious confetti puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about confetti that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


Laughter Confetti Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What is a good confetti joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

An assistant to Donald Trump

>**An assistant to Donald Trump told him she had a fantastic dream last night.**
**There was a huge parade down Pennsylvania Avenue celebrating Trump.** 
**Millions lined the parade route, cheering when the President went past.**
**Bands were playing; children were throwing confetti into the air; there were balloons everywhere.** 
**It was absolutely the BIGGEST CELEBRATION WASHINGTON HAD EVER SEEN!!!**
**Trump was very impressed and said, "That's really great!** 
**By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair okay?"** 
**His assistant said, "I couldn't tell, the casket was closed."**

If Fetty Wap is ever convicted of a crime...

He could change his name to ConFetty.

Just ate a bunch of confetti...

Now I'm a party p**....

You know all that confetti that fell at the end of the DNC.

I heard it was made up of the 30,000 missing e-mails.

My buddy and his wife were furious with me after I threw confetti on them as they left the church…

They shouted, "This is completely inappropriate at a child's f**...!"

They just tested the New Years confetti in New York to see if it would survive in the weather

It passed with flying colours

A nun goes to the gynaecologist

"Doctor, in the morning I always find blue confetti in my p**.... Is it the devil's doing?"
"No, sister. Just remove the stickers from the bananas"

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about confetti can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of confetti puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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