The Best 9 Confetti Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Confetti jokes. There are some confetti balloon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these confetti ribbons puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Confetti Jokes and Puns

An assistant to Donald Trump

>**An assistant to Donald Trump told him she had a fantastic dream last night.**
**There was a huge parade down Pennsylvania Avenue celebrating Trump.** 
**Millions lined the parade route, cheering when the President went past.**
**Bands were playing; children were throwing confetti into the air; there were balloons everywhere.** 
**It was absolutely the BIGGEST CELEBRATION WASHINGTON HAD EVER SEEN!!!**
**Trump was very impressed and said, "That's really great!** 
**By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair okay?"** 
**His assistant said, "I couldn't tell, the casket was closed."**

Just ate a bunch of confetti...

Now I'm a party pooper.

You know all that confetti that fell at the end of the DNC.

I heard it was made up of the 30,000 missing e-mails.

My buddy and his wife were furious with me after I threw confetti on them as they left the church…

They shouted, "This is completely inappropriate at a child's funeral!"

They just tested the New Years confetti in New York to see if it would survive in the weather

It passed with flying colours


A Dirty Limerick (NSFW)

There once was a girl named Betty,
That said that she loved confetti,
So I shot my man-goo,
Through a fan where it blew,
And sprayed her white as a yeti

A nun goes to the gynaecologist

"Doctor, in the morning I always find blue confetti in my panties. Is it the devil's doing?"

"No, sister. Just remove the stickers from the bananas"

My granddad ate the confetti thrown at him out of sheer anger

What's a rapper's favorite birthday decoration?

Confetti Wap.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the confetti blownapart jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working confetti diggers piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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