Confetti Jokes

Following is our collection of masquerade puns and balloon one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Confetti jokes for adults, dirty trash jokes and clean ribbons dad gags for kids.

The Best Confetti Puns

An assistant to Donald Trump

>**An assistant to Donald Trump told him she had a fantastic dream last night.**
**There was a huge parade down Pennsylvania Avenue celebrating Trump.** 
**Millions lined the parade route, cheering when the President went past.**
**Bands were playing; children were throwing confetti into the air; there were balloons everywhere.** 
**It was absolutely the BIGGEST CELEBRATION WASHINGTON HAD EVER SEEN!!!**
**Trump was very impressed and said, "That's really great!** 
**By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair okay?"** 
**His assistant said, "I couldn't tell, the casket was closed."**

Just ate a bunch of confetti...

Now I'm a party pooper.

You know all that confetti that fell at the end of the DNC.

I heard it was made up of the 30,000 missing e-mails.

My buddy and his wife were furious with me after I threw confetti on them as they left the church…

They shouted, "This is completely inappropriate at a child's funeral!"

They just tested the New Years confetti in New York to see if it would survive in the weather

It passed with flying colours


A Dirty Limerick (NSFW)

There once was a girl named Betty,
That said that she loved confetti,
So I shot my man-goo,
Through a fan where it blew,
And sprayed her white as a yeti

What's a rapper's favorite birthday decoration?

Confetti Wap.

A nun goes to the gynaecologist

"Doctor, in the morning I always find blue confetti in my panties. Is it the devil's doing?"

"No, sister. Just remove the stickers from the bananas"

My granddad ate the confetti thrown at him out of sheer anger

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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