Confessional Booth Jokes
6 confessional booth jokes and hilarious confessional booth puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about confessional booth that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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I was in the confessional booth today and I asked the priest if he thought it might be a good idea to stop m**....
He said Sure, if it bothers you, I'll stop.
Drunk in confession booth.
A drunk staggers into a church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to just sit there. Finally,the priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either!"
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church...
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin', there's *no* *paper on this side* either!"
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An old man is in a confessional booth
He says 'Father, please I must tell you something!'
The Reverend tells him to proceed
'Six years ago my wife died and I've been pretty lonely. Tonight I had s**... for hours for the first time since with four college students I met in a bar.'
'It is natural that you're feeling bad about sleeping with women who aren't your wife, it is okay for you to move on though.' The Reverend replies.
'Oh you don't understand Father, I'm not upset.'
'Then why are you telling me?'
'Trust me, Father. I'm telling everyone!'
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A priest is doing confessional and really has to go to the bathroom.
While he's in between people, he notices the janitor outside the confessional booth.
**Priest:** "Hey John, come sit in here for me for a second while I use the restroom, please."
**John the janitor:** "Yes Father, no problem."
As the janitor is waiting for the priest to return, a woman enters the confessional booth.
**Woman:** "Forgive me father, for I have sinned."
The janitor nervously proceeds, "What did you do?"
**Woman:** "I gave a b**... to a married man."
As the janitor is struggling to come up with how to respond, he sees an altar boy walking through the church.
**John the janitor:** "Hey Timmy, what does Father Angelo normally give for a b**...?"
**Timmy:** "A bag of chips and a coke."
The Boy, The Man, and The Closet
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet,
not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice"
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My Dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
"How much?"
Boy: "$ 750"
Man: "Sold."
A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy: "$1,000"
The Dad says, "That's terrible to over charge your friends like
that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to
church, to confession."
They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the
confessional booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that again; you're in my closet now."
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