Conference Call Jokes
28 conference call jokes and hilarious conference call puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about conference call that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Conference Call Short Jokes
Short conference call jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The conference call humour may include short telephone call jokes also.
- What do you call a parent-teacher conference where the teacher is invisible? a transparent teacher conference.
- The Holy Family were unable to participate.... ...in the conference call.
There was no Zoom at the inn. - What do you call it when a homeschool parent talks to themselves? A parent-teacher conference.
- The Point of A Conference Call A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say bye 300 times.
- Kids, stay in school and get a good degree so you can spend 40% of your life on conference calls.
- My history teacher always makes this joke so I just wanted to share it. Government conferences shouldn't be called conferences. They should be called government man dates.
- Scientists have discovered the sub-atomic particle that confers density. They've called it the m**....
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Conference Call One Liners
Which conference call one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with conference call? I can suggest the ones about phone call and conference.
- What do you call a meeting of 72 virgins? A scientific conference
- What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights? A Sir conference.
- Today I had a three way with two women It was quite the conference call.
- What do you call a quick video-conference at the Mazda factory? A zoom-zoom zoom Zoom.
- What do you call a dumb blonde in a press conference. Donald Trump.
- what do you call a meeting between the knights of the round table? a sir conference
- What do you call the National Conference for Bridgebuilders? RubiCon.
- What do you call urologist conference? Pee'r review
- What do you call a comedy show at the workplace? A conference call.
Uproarious Conference Call Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about conference call you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean conference room jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make conference call pranks.
Joe Biden called a press conference, to discuss his meeting with Vladimir Putin…
The good news, is that Mr Putin told me that he wants peace.
After everyone cheered and clapped in relief, he added the bad news…
A piece of Crimea, a piece of Ukraine, a piece of Finland…
During the annual cavemen conference ...
Greg : so I kept rubbing this rock against another rock until it became very thin and now I can cut vegetables,meat using this . I call this "The Knife" .
Chief Gogo : wow , I thought no-one can beat Gorg's invention of using wheat flour and water to create a new food called "bread" but yours is a worthy contender
Greg " that's not it ,chief "
And then places a piece of bread on the stone and takes the knife in his hand
" What I'm about to do will blow your mind " .
The successful entrepreneur was constantly in demand for after-dinner speeches and could never find the time to prepare his own material.
His assistant always wrote the speech. It was at the annual conference that he was called upon to give encouragement to small businesses.
After the meal, the entrepreneur stood up to address the audience. "Ladies and gentleman. There are three main areas of tension in today's small businesses. The first is the problem of not paying competitive salaries ..."
He then turned to the next page and read out, "From now on, you unappreciative pig, you're on your own ..."
A state trooper knocks on Mr. Smith's door...
"Mr. Smith," The officer goes on, "as you know, we have been searching for your missing wife for the last 10 days. We've put our best men and our most advanced resources into the search. The governor is going to call a press conference this evening to call off the search. I'm here to tell you that you should prepare for the worst."
So, Mr. Smith says, "alright, but you've gotta drive me to Goodwill to buy everything back!"
