The Best 14 Conference Call Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Conference Call jokes. There are some conference call jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these conference call puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Conference Call Jokes and Puns

During the annual cavemen conference ...

Greg : so I kept rubbing this rock against another rock until it became very thin and now I can cut vegetables,meat using this . I call this "The Knife" .

Chief Gogo : wow , I thought no-one can beat Gorg's invention of using wheat flour and water to create a new food called "bread" but yours is a worthy contender

Greg " that's not it ,chief "

And then places a piece of bread on the stone and takes the knife in his hand

" What I'm about to do will blow your mind " .

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

Today I had a three way with two women

It was quite the conference call.

Conference Call joke, Today I had a three way with two women

What do you call a quick video-conference at the Mazda factory?

A zoom-zoom zoom Zoom.

The Point of A Conference Call

A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say bye 300 times.


A state trooper knocks on Mr. Smith's door...

"Mr. Smith," The officer goes on, "as you know, we have been searching for your missing wife for the last 10 days. We've put our best men and our most advanced resources into the search. The governor is going to call a press conference this evening to call off the search. I'm here to tell you that you should prepare for the worst."

So, Mr. Smith says, "alright, but you've gotta drive me to Goodwill to buy everything back!"

What do you call it when a homeschool parent talks to themselves?

A parent-teacher conference.

Conference Call joke, What do you call it when a homeschool parent talks to themselves?

What do you call a Dumb Blonde in a press conference.

Donald Trump.

what do you call a meeting between the knights of the round table?

a sir conference

What do you call the National Conference for Bridgebuilders?

RubiCon.

Kids, stay in school and get a good degree so you can spend 40% of your life on conference calls.

You can explore conference call reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean conference call dad jokes. There are also conference call puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


My history teacher always makes this joke so I just wanted to share it. Government conferences shouldn't be called conferences.

They should be called government man dates.

What do you call urologist conference?

Pee'r review

Jimmy is calling Sergey, who he met at an international conference.



Jimmy: "Hi, I've hear there is minus 54 degrees Celsius."

Sergey: "Nonsense, not even minus 15!"

Jimmy: "But on CNN, they've just shown a thermometer..."

Sergey: "Ohh, ok, maybe outside."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the conference call jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working conference call piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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