The Best 6 Confer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Confer jokes. There are some confer transparency jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these confer sinners puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Confer Jokes and Puns

The first rule about Thesaurus club is

that you do not talk, speak, prattle, whisper, chatter, mumble, rant, articulate, babble, describe, divulge, drone, confer, deliberate, squeal, or converse about Thesaurus Club.

First Rule of Thesaurus Club:

You don't talk, discuss, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab, or gossip about Thesaurus Club.

At a conference a sex therapist was discussing his book Sex in a Marriage

The therapist asked the audience how many couples have sex daily about 20% of the audience raised their hands

then he asked how many couples have sex weekly about 30% raised their hands

then he asked how many couples have sex monthly the remaining audience raised their hands

Finally he asked how many have sex yearly one guy in the back stood up smiling his hand stood
the therapist asked why are you so happy if you only have sex one time a year ?
the guy answered because today's the day

So I was at a conference for experimental philosophy...

and it was getting a bit dull so I turned to the guy next to me and asked

"So, what do you do?"

He lit up, eager to tell all.
"Well, I'm studying the effects of introducing rodents to Nihilistic thinking through an intricate series of signals and experiments. Nice to meet cha!"

Ah, I replied.....

Mice to Nietszche.

When at a conference in England, what did the nuclear scientists eat for lunch?

Fission chips


They should just confer sainthoods on every US president after their term.

Each new president makes the old one look like a saint.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the confer counsel jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working confer null piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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