Confederate Jokes

Funniest Confederate Short Jokes

Short confederate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The confederate humour may include short federal jokes also.

1. My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing. So I took down his confederate flag.
2. Worry not confederate flag supporters! You may have lost the battle... But you haven't lost the w- oh right.
3. My grandpa was complaining about how participation trophies reward losing So I asked him why he proudly displayed a Confederate Flag
4. The US confederate flags supporters should be proud. They are part of a long line of countries that lost wars to the USA.
5. To all the people who are upset at the fact that confederate statues are coming down, don't worry. You may have lost the battle, but you have won the....never mind.
6. Confederate supporters say that we need to leave their statues up to teach history, and that is absolutely true After all, it's not like they can read.
7. Apparently NASCAR is banning all Confederate flags from its races. But how will drivers know they've entered the last lap of the race? 🏳
8. My friend was angry when NASCAR banned the Confederate flag from the races But he got angrier when I pointed out they still wave it on the final lap every race
9. We really shouldn't be surprised that NASCAR banned the Confederate flag and is participating in charity auctions for pride month They've been going left for years
10. I was walking in the Bronx when a black guy stopped me and said, Hey man, did the Yankees win? I said, Yes, Of course. The South is still fighting over confederate statues though.

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Confederate One Liners

Which confederate one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with confederate? I can suggest the ones about civil war and southern.

1. Flying the Confederate flag doesn't make you a racist. It's usually the other way around.
2. Confederate states be like When you try your best but you don't secede.
3. What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out? A rebel without a gauze
4. Did the Confederate Army think they were racist? General Lee speaking, no.
5. Warning! Civil War Spoilers! The Confederates lose
6. How do Confederates celebrate? With Confetteri.
7. Are Confederate statues racist? Generally.
8. What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it? A Hiccup!
   Get it? Hick-cup?
9. NASCAR got rid of the confederate flag from race tracks Another true end to race wars.
10. I'm no confederate statue... But for the ladies, I always go down
11. NASCAR can't ban the confederate flag They wave it every race with one lap to go!
12. Walmart is banning sales of the Confederate flag Well, there goes 95% of their buisness
13. What's a confederates favourite school festival? the Sumner fete.
14. Why does Confederate levy on the people? Cuz we love TaxUs
15. What do you call a gay Confederate? Stonewall Jackson

Confederate Flag Jokes

Here is a list of funny confederate flag jokes and even better confederate flag puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Somewhere in Africa... a bunch of orphans are about to be running around in confederate flag shirts.
• My uncle was complaining about all the participation trophies kids get these days. So I tore down his Confederate flag.
• With the banning of the Confederate flag in America... We are going through a period of erase-ism.
• The Last Confederate Flag With all the crazy turmoil about the stars and stripes. Stop and remember that the last official flag of the south used at the Appomattox Court House was a WHITE FLAG!
• How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ? The latter represents people that win.
• What do the French and the Confederate armies have in common? A white flag.

Confederate Generals Jokes

Here is a list of funny confederate generals jokes and even better confederate generals puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the Confederate general get mad at his family? Because they wanted to have a reunion.
• Did you know one of Kirk Hammet's ancestors was a Confederate general in the Civil War? His name was StoneWah Jackson.

Cheeky Confederate Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about confederate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rebel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make confederate pranks.