Confectioners Jokes

6 confectioners jokes and hilarious confectioners puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about confectioners that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Confectioners Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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Got the whole ice cream shop with this one:

While I was out with the family getting ice cream, the crowded shop had one of those awkward moments where everyone randomly goes quiet all at the same time - just as the confectioner handed me my ice cream.
I proceeded to ask Where does someone learn to make ice cream this good?
Confectioner - I'm not sure… the morning crew makes the batches
Did they learn at sundae school???
I could not have been prouder with the chorus of groans and chuckles that rang throughout the shop.

For my Cake day I would like to share my biologist wife's favorite joke.

Two girls are giving relationship advice to their friend.
The confectioner says:
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach." And offers to help the girl bake a cake.
The doctor says:
"That is actually false, the quickest way to a man's heart is through the fourth and fifth ribs."

Why did everyone pass the final confectioner exam?

It was a piece of cake

What did the confectioner say to the angry customer?

Don't get your snickers in a twix.

How do you confectionate lawyer robes?

... With a sueing machine!

What do you call a confectioner who is a lot like his dad?

A chocolate-chip off the old block.

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