The Best 12 Conduit Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Conduit jokes. There are some conduit drain jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these conduit transylvania puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Conduit Jokes and Puns

What do you say to give an electrician encouragement?

"You conduit!"

I was talking to my friend the other day

He wants to be an electrician but wasn't sure if he was smart enough.

I told him you con-du-it

I tried and failed to make an underwater breathing machine in Minecraft.

I just conduit.

Conduit joke, I tried and failed to make an underwater breathing machine in Minecraft.

What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!


Why is electricity so motivated?

Because they conduit

What did the electrician say to reassure his apprentice?

You conduit!

Conduit joke, What did the electrician say to reassure his apprentice?

Why do they make different kind of piping for electrical wiring?

Because regular Pipe Conduit

What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!

What did the dumb Electrical Apprentice say to the journeyman?

I conduit

So I asked the cable guy, Hey, do you think you can hide those cables?

He says, Yes, I think I conduit.

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How do you motivate and electrician?

By telling him he conduit!

Came up with this one while working at a hardware store...

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