Conductors Jokes

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The Best Conductors Puns

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

TIL that people who've crashed a train before are impervious to being struck by lightning.

Because they're bad conductors.

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

Why do electricians like talented train drivers?

Because they're good conductors


Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors!

(I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Three world famous conductors walk into a bar

A fan comes up to them and asks them, What's your secret to being such a successful conductor?
Conductor 1: I just always remember to stay calm and do what I practiced
Conductor 2: I always think about doing it for my family
Conductor three stares at them with a confused look
He says, I don't know what you guys are doing, I'm usually busy making sure I'm not holding onto my electrons to tightly

Why don't self aware train drivers go through thunderstorms?

Because they know they're good conductors.

Although some countries may argue against this, we the french know for a fact that the best Orchestra conductors come from France

Well, we offer the least resistance.

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