The Best 9 Conductors Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Conductors jokes. There are some conductors symphony jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these conductors composer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Conductors Jokes and Puns

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

TIL that people who've crashed a train before are impervious to being struck by lightning.

Because they're bad conductors.

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

Why do electricians like talented train drivers?

Because they're good conductors


Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors!

(I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Three world famous conductors walk into a bar

A fan comes up to them and asks them, What's your secret to being such a successful conductor?
Conductor 1: I just always remember to stay calm and do what I practiced
Conductor 2: I always think about doing it for my family
Conductor three stares at them with a confused look
He says, I don't know what you guys are doing, I'm usually busy making sure I'm not holding onto my electrons to tightly

Why don't self aware train drivers go through thunderstorms?

Because they know they're good conductors.

Although some countries may argue against this, we the french know for a fact that the best Orchestra conductors come from France

Well, we offer the least resistance.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the conductors amtrak jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working conductors wires piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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