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So far it has had mixed reactions.
He was arrested and the police gave him electric shocks but it had no effect.
Because he was a bad conductor.
Sorry guys.
because it is grounded
she was arrested for
disodorly conduct....
"Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"
Go Bach and get a Handel on it!
A Nintendoscopy!
He was forced to resort to excessive violins.
Tacobell's Cannon.
he forgot his to-do Liszt.
Apparently dressing up like the grim reaper and pointing at anti-vaxxer's kids isn't okay.
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I went to the doctor today and after speaking to me for a few minutes he told me I would have to stop masturbating. I asked him why and he said "because I'm trying to conduct an examination and it's distracting"
What do you call a part time conductor ??
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a *semiconductor*
I asked 68 men and 2 women what their views were on equality.
Extensive Training
But at least they managed to conduct large amount of medical research without harming animals.
Standing on his head!
Dis'udder'ly conduct
I said, "yeah of course, how hard could it be?" Then I saw how complicated the control panel was. It was then that I realized that I may have bitten off more than I could choo.
The concave.
She was charged with unlawful sexual conduct with a miner.
It was for conduct unbecoming.
...and found that out of the world's population, 0% of people are Amish.
Back then, people really knew how to conduct themselves...
Allah-board
He was a bad conductor.
Through training
They don't know how to conduct themselves
Beethoven: Are you ready, kids?
Crowd: Aye, Aye, Captain!
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Because he couldnt resist
To conduct his next movement.
Although my sample size may be insufficient, the results of the survey are devastating and tragic.
May they all rest in peace.
A scientist walks into his boss's office to brief him on the results.
"How did you conduct this study?" asked the boss,
"We gave a group of 300 participants our drug, at 3 doses a day, and another 300 a placebo. We then found the number of people in each group who had diabetes." replied the scientist.
"What did you find?"
"If you give a control group sugar pills 3 times a day for 3 years, they'll all get diabetes."
He goes to the pet store and asks the clerk if they have any dolphins
The clerk responds We don't have any dolphins, but would a whale work?
The scientist responds No thank you, that defeats the porpoise
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