Condone Jokes

Funniest Condone Short Jokes

Short condone jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The condone humour may include short pardon jokes also.

1. I like my women like I like my whiskey. 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
   Disclaimer: This is just a joke, i do not condone the practice of mixing whiskey with coke.
2. I like my single malt how I like my girls. 15 years old and mixed up with coke.
   (Just a joke, I would never condone mixing single malt and coke)
3. My friend asked me to help him put his fence back up after a windstorm. I told him no, because i don't condone reposting.
4. I was at a nightclub with a popular friend. He said, "Would you like to see the DJ's box?"
   I said, "No, thanks. I don't condone violence."
5. I don't know why the teen that cracked egg on the Aussie senator's head is hailed as a hero. He's clearly an eggstremist and we don't condone eggstremism
6. I, for one, fully condone injecting yourself with a generous amount of disinfectant. It will definitely make COVID-19 the least of your worries.
7. How many wife- beaters does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. So how come I gotta do everything around here?
   (I don't actually condone domestic violence)
8. I like my women like my r**... Aged 13 years and swimming in coke
   Disclaimer: This is a joke! I do NOT condone mixing r**... and coke!
9. The three main criteria for dating websites are as follows -Age
   -s**...
   -Location
   But I think this needs to change badly, as I personally don't condone under-age s**...

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Condone One Liners

Which condone one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with condone? I can suggest the ones about parole and commando.

1. I can't condone the consumption of dairy. I was raised lactose intolerant.

Silly Condone Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about condone you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean condolences jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make condone pranks.