Conditioner Jokes

Following is our collection of softener puns and lotion one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Conditioner jokes for adults, dirty comb jokes and clean ech dad gags for kids.

The Best Conditioner Puns

What is Pavlov's favorite hair product?


The secret to Pavlov's hair?

Just a classical conditioner.

(I hope the name rings a bell)

The inventor of the air conditioner has died

Thousands of fans are attending his funeral

Survey gone wrong.. or right??

On a survey for 'which conditioner you use?' 99% of the womens said 'aaahhhhhh.....get out of my shower!!!!'

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry.

So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest."Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

What is the similitude between and air conditioner and a computer?

Opening windows makes both less efficient.

Did you know there is a condition that causes ones hair to be soft and healthy

The condition is called "er," but most people call it conditioner

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

I didn't get a warranty on my air conditioner,

But it would be cool if I did.

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

It was so hot in Dallas today...

I saw a crackhead put copper wire back into an air conditioner.

My girlfriend and I were arguing about who had touched the air conditioner last, because it wouldn't turn on.

Needless to say, things got pretty heated.

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are each in their own rooms, who is the hottest?

Whoever forgot to turn on the air conditioner.

I just found a new Batman shampoo...

I was so disappointed when I found out they don't make conditioner Gordon.

The control for the air conditioner was so far away

It was not even remotely close

Why does Snoop Dogg use conditioner?


Its been really hot in Seattle lately, so I converted my dishwasher into an air conditioner the other day.

How? I handed my wife a hand fan to keep me cool.

So my brother has been taking rill good care of his hair

After his hour long showers all my conditioner is gone

I heard about global warming...

So now I leave my air conditioner on all the time. I know just one individual can't save the planet, but I do my best.

I love my new air conditioner.

It's so cool!

I can remember watching the women of Baywatch as a youngster -- being transfixed by their big bouncing...

Seriously, what kind of conditioner were they using?

What is Batman's favourite hair product?

Conditioner Gordon.

What did the air conditioner say to its remote control?

You turn me on.

When I bought this car, no one told me there would be three jews in the air conditioner

High, Norm and Max

What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

an heir conditioner.

How does Rapunzel keep cool in the summer?

She uses her hAIR conditioner!

I used to be a fan of Dell's computers...

Now i'm just an air conditioner.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

What do you put on before Air Conditioner?

Air Shampoo

My wife is still hot!

It's high time I fixed the air conditioner.

I was told I'm quite the hipster because I turned on the air conditioner

Before it was cool.

What did the psychologist wash his dog with?

Pavlovian conditioner

I'm 31 years old now and since the age of 14...

I've been the main reason the conditioner bottle is empty before the shampoo bottle.

What do you call a hair product that makes your hair silky smooth and also cools you?

An air conditioner.

What does Trump enjoy on hot day after golfing?

A so-called lemonade, a so-called air conditioner, and his so-hot daughter.

My conditioner says it normalizes dry itchy scalp...

My scalp still itches but now so do all my friend's.

Coming out with a hair product line....

For philosophers, religious and introspective types...
it's called "The Human Conditioner".

Why don't conservatives use conditioner on their hair?

Because the bottle says Apply liberally

How do bald people wash their head?

They use air conditioner.

How come you can buy batman shampoo but not conditioner Gordon?

If the Earl of Lemongrab had hair... you think he'd use an acceptable conditioner to keep it soft?

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