The Best 43 Conditioner Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Conditioner jokes. There are some conditioner lotion jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these conditioner ech puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Conditioner Jokes and Puns

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

an heir conditioner.

Conditioner joke, What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

The control for the air conditioner was so far away

It was not even remotely close

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.


I'm 31 years old now and since the age of 14...

I've been the main reason the conditioner bottle is empty before the shampoo bottle.

The inventor of the air conditioner has died

Thousands of fans are attending his funeral

Conditioner joke, The inventor of the air conditioner has died

What is Batman's favourite hair product?

Conditioner Gordon.

I used to be a fan of Dell's computers...

Now i'm just an air conditioner.

I don't think my new air conditioner likes me very much

It keeps giving me the cold shoulder

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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I just found a new Batman shampoo...

I was so disappointed when I found out they don't make conditioner Gordon.

Its been really hot in Seattle lately, so I converted my dishwasher into an air conditioner the other day.

How? I handed my wife a hand fan to keep me cool.

My cousin gave me head

& shoulders conditioner, but I still have dandruff. Any advice?

;)

Coming out with a hair product line....

For philosophers, religious and introspective types...
it's called "The Human Conditioner".

Survey gone wrong.. or right??

On a survey for 'which conditioner you use?' 99% of the womens said 'aaahhhhhh.....get out of my shower!!!!'

Conditioner joke, Survey gone wrong.. or right??

My conditioner says it normalizes dry itchy scalp...

My scalp still itches but now so do all my friend's.

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

When I bought this car, no one told me there would be three jews in the air conditioner

High, Norm and Max


What does Trump enjoy on hot day after golfing?

A so-called lemonade, a so-called air conditioner, and his so-hot daughter.

What did the psychologist wash his dog with?

Pavlovian conditioner

My girlfriend and I were arguing about who had touched the air conditioner last, because it wouldn't turn on.

Needless to say, things got pretty heated.

I can remember watching the women of Baywatch as a youngster -- being transfixed by their big bouncing...

...hair.

Seriously, what kind of conditioner were they using?

I heard about global warming...

So now I leave my air conditioner on all the time. I know just one individual can't save the planet, but I do my best.

What is the similitude between and air conditioner and a computer?

Opening windows makes both less efficient.

The secret to Pavlov's hair?

Just a classical conditioner.

(I hope the name rings a bell)

What did the air conditioner say to its remote control?

You turn me on.

I was told I'm quite the hipster because I turned on the air conditioner

Before it was cool.

It was so hot in Dallas today...

I saw a crackhead put copper wire back into an air conditioner.

My wife is still hot!

It's high time I fixed the air conditioner.

Did you know there is a condition that causes ones hair to be soft and healthy

The condition is called "er," but most people call it conditioner

What is Pavlov's favorite hair product?

Conditioner

What do you put on before Air Conditioner?

Air Shampoo

What do you call a hair product that makes your hair silky smooth and also cools you?

An air conditioner.

How do bald people wash their head?

They use air conditioner.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are each in their own rooms, who is the hottest?

Whoever forgot to turn on the air conditioner.

So my brother has been taking rill good care of his hair

After his hour long showers all my conditioner is gone

I love my new air conditioner.

It's so cool!

Why does Snoop Dogg use conditioner?

Fo'frizzel

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry.

So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest."Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

How does Rapunzel keep cool in the summer?

She uses her hAIR conditioner!

I didn't get a warranty on my air conditioner,

But it would be cool if I did.

Riddle me this:

Why do we have Batman shampoo but conditioner Gordon isn't a thing?

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