The Best 17 Condiments Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Condiments jokes. There are some condiments vinaigrette jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these condiments rye puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Condiments Jokes and Puns

Why is it a crime to put condiments on your power supply?

Because it's assault and battery.

A boy asked his dad, What's a condom meant for? The father replied...

Condiments are used to add flavor to certain foods, most commonly hot dogs and burgers.

Every time I walk into a restaurant...

I automatically find the condiments, because my Heinz-sight is 20/20.

Condiments joke, Every time I walk into a restaurant...

What do you call someone who can conjure condiments at will?

A saucerer

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

Where do food condiments go when they need to see a doctor?

The Mayo clinic

I was fired from my job in a restaurant kitchen for refusing to slice up one of the condiments with a knife...

I just didn't cut the mustard.

Condiments joke, I was fired from my job in a restaurant kitchen for refusing to slice up one of the condiments with

What's the best way to practice safe eating habits?

By using condiments.

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

I just LOVE making condiments out of chopped pickled vegetables

Yes, I relish every chance that I get

What do you call a guy who traveled to his family just for their condiments?

Home for the Hollandaise

You can explore condiments chickpeas reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean condiments sandwhich dad jokes. There are also condiments puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

TIFU by mixing condiments up.

This is seems to be the wrong sub.

Practice safe eating.

Use condiments

Just make sure the Mayo doesn't get everywhere.

Be prepared!

I relish the opportunity to mix up the names of condiments


I hate only two things, sandwich condiments and french paintings that are completely random.


What makes your condom smell better?


Condiments joke, What makes your condom smell better?

So i used to be terrible at asking for things in restaurants...

I used to be too nervous to ask for condiments at restaurants... but one day i mustered the courage.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the condiments condiment jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working condiments spice piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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