Condiment Jokes

Following is our collection of mayo puns and relish one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Condiment jokes for adults, dirty spaghetto jokes and clean ketchup dad gags for kids.

The Best Condiment Puns

How does a spanish condiment identify itself?

Soy sauce

I had just stuck my wiener into some golden buns when I realized...

I forgot a condiment.

I thought about making a new condiment that was a mixture of Ketchup and Mustard.

But then I decided the name KetchTard would be pretty MustUp.

Condiment joke, I thought about making a new condiment that was a mixture of Ketchup and Mustard.

Did you hear about the injured condiment?

He had to be rushed to the Mayo Clinic.

Practice safe lunch...

Use a condiment.


When I went to a Japanese restaurant for the first time, I couldn't understand why this condiment stung a lot. But then I realised..

It was a bee.

What is an undertaker's favourite condiment?

Gravy.

Condiment joke, What is an undertaker's favourite condiment?

What is an incel's favorite condiment?

Marm'lady

I thought the mustard would prevent pregnancies...

...but the condiment nothing!

Have safe snacks...

Use a condiment.

I have a weakness for casual fast food....

That's why I keep a condiment in my wallet.


How do you eat safely?

Always use a condiment

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

The absolute worst flavor mint...

has to be a condiment.

What's a laughing condiment?

Ayy lmayo

Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees.

Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.

Condiment joke, Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4t

What's an Impressionist's favorite condiment?

Manet's.

What's the best condiment to eat when you are constipated?

Must-turd.

What is a horses favourite condiment ?

Mayo-Neighs


The definition of the word "assault".

A condiment that is generally served with "apepper".

What do you call a mentally challenged condiment?

Slow jam.

Whats a neckbeards favorite condiment?

Mar-m'lady

How can you prevent a food baby?

Always use a condiment.

Why did the sausage and the bun have an unwanted pregnancy?

They didn't use a condiment.

What is a horse's favorite condiment?

MayoNEIGHS

What was the condiment stand charged with?

*A salt* with a deadly weapon.

What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

A man was found dead in a vat of falafel condiment.

Police are treating it as a hummuscide.

What's the only condiment that says hey

Wassssaaaaabi

What's the fastest condiment?

Mayo

What is Uncle Ben's favorite condiment?

Aunt Mayonnaise

You hear about that condiment bandit?

he smuggled as much as he could mustard

If you're going to have sex with a burger

You should wear a condiment

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