Condiment Jokes
45 condiment jokes and hilarious condiment puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about condiment that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Condiment Short Jokes
Short condiment jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The condiment humour may include short hot sauce jokes also.
- Why is it a crime to put condiments on your power supply? Because it's assault and battery.
- Every time I walk into a restaurant... I automatically find the condiments, because my Heinz-sight is 20/20.
- I thought about making a new condiment that was a mixture of ketchup and mustard. But then I decided the name KetchTard would be pretty MustUp.
- I was fired from my job in a restaurant kitchen for refusing to slice up one of the condiments with a knife... I just didn't cut the mustard.
- When I went to a Japanese restaurant for the first time, I couldn't understand why this condiment stung a lot. But then I realised.. It was a bee.
- Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning? That's how he mustard the troops.
- I thought the mustard would prevent pregnancies... ...but the condiment nothing!
- Why is ketchup married to mustard? Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.
- What's a laughing condiment? Ayy lmayo
- What is an incel's favorite condiment? Marm'lady
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Condiment One Liners
Which condiment one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with condiment? I can suggest the ones about mustard and ketchup and mustard.
- How does a spanish condiment identify itself? Soy sauce
- I had just stuck my wiener into some golden buns when I realized... I forgot a condiment.
- What do you call a condiment in a Secret Society? A Freemayonaison
- What's a road's favorite condiment? Tar tar sauce
- What do you call someone who can conjure condiments at will? A saucerer
- What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments? Sinko de Mayo
- What is a Seagull's favorite condiment? Grey Poupon
- Did you hear about the injured condiment? He had to be rushed to the Mayo Clinic.
- Where do food condiments go when they need to see a doctor? The Mayo clinic
- Practice safe lunch... Use a condiment.
- What's the best way to practice safe eating habits? By using condiments.
- What is an undertaker's favourite condiment? Gravy.
- Have safe snacks... Use a condiment.
- I have a weakness for casual fast food.... That's why I keep a condiment in my wallet.
- How do you eat safely? Always use a condiment
Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious Condiment Jokes and Friends
What funny jokes about condiment you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ketchup jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make condiment pranks.
Why did the hot dog vendor fail s**...-ed?
He didn't know what condiment.
A boy asked his dad, What's a c**... meant for? The father replied...
Condiments are used to add flavor to certain foods, most commonly hot dogs and burgers.
The Inventor of AutoCorrect died
The Inventor of AutoCorrect died.
Condiments are roaring in.
* He will be mist
* He was a very general food man
* He was killed in four luggages
* He is in a wetter place
* Paying for his knife and Emily
* Send flours and dalmations to---
* May he roast in piece
Funnel will be held tomato.
Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees.
Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.
I just LOVE making condiments out of chopped pickled vegetables
Yes, I relish every chance that I get