Condi Jokes

19 condi jokes and hilarious condi puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about condi that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short condi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The condi humour may include short rice jokes also.

  1. Apparently former Sec of State Condoleezza has recently been pushing s**... criminals downstairs I guess you could say Condi's sending condescending cons descending...

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about condi can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of condi puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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I have two conditions in my will...

1) I want my remains spread around Disney World
2) I do not want to be cremated

I have a condition where I spontaneously tell jokes at random times

I think it's a gag reflex.

o**... Bin Laden sends George W. Bush a coded message

o**... Bin Laden sends George W. Bush a coded message to let him know he is still alive:-
"370H SSV 0773H." Bush is baffled. Condi Rice and her aides and even the FBI and CIA
can't decipher it. So they ask Britain's MI6 for help. Within a minute MI6 replies:-
"Er, tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

I have a condition where I feel the need to steal library books.

I should probably get that checked out.

Did you know there is a condition that causes ones hair to be soft and healthy

The condition is called "er," but most people call it conditioner

I have a condition that makes me eat when I can't sleep

It's called insom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nia

I have a condition; Whenever I look at books of any kind...

I want to touch my shelf...


A man was sitting in a pub when all of a sudden the most beautiful woman ever walked up to the bar and sat down next to him. The man immediately asked her what the conditions would be to make her his wife. 'Three things' she said 'First you would need a huge house with a swimming pool, second an expensive car and third a 9 inch d**...'.
'Oh' the man replied 'The house wouldn't be a problem, nor would the car be, but I'm not taking three inches off my d**...!'

What condition does a noodle have when it doesn't feel like it's good enough?

Impasta syndrome!

I have a condition where I always leave off the last word in a-

It's usually okay, but it usually makes everything a cliff-

What condition did the environmentalist wake up with every day after a local forest fire?

Mourning Wood...

There's this condition where twins are connected at the elbow and always laugh together, never separately.

It's called conjoined Humor

Is there a condition called "melanism" ... white people, the opposite of albinoism in black folks?
Because, if not, she's got some explaining to do.

I have this condition, I wake up at ten to nine every day...

Doctor says it is nothing serious just a mild case of ten-to-ninetis.

My condition is hopeless?? Oh GOD! Level with me doc....What is it??!?!?


What condition is it called when someone has chemotherapy and a limited number of days to live?

What you thought there was some punch line. No. It was cancer. My dad has cancer.

What's the best condiment to eat when you are constipated?


My conditioner says it normalizes dry itchy scalp...

My scalp still itches but now so do all my friend's.

What condition do incels have?

A irrational fear of objects.

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The impact of these condi jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.