Condescending Jokes
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Funniest Condescending Short Jokes
Short condescending jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The condescending humour may include short patronizing jokes also.
- As I was driving past a prison yesterday, I saw a dwarf scaling down the wall. Confused , I stared up at him and he sneered back. And I thought to myself, "well that's a little condescending."
- The other day, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall. About halfway down he turned and sneered at me, and I thought, "That's a little condescending."
- Somebody told me I was condescending today. Since you probably don't know what that means, its when you talk down to people.
- What do you call a snobbish criminal falling down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
- Today I saw a dwarf laughing as he climbed down a prison wall And I thought, "That's a little condescending"
- I just drove past a prison and noticed a short fella escaping by sliding down a rope hung from the prison wall... I thought, that's a little condescending.
- My co-worker doesn't like me, because he thinks I'm condescending. (That means I talk down to people.)
- I saw a dwarf escaping from jail down the side of a wall As he passed by, he sneered at me, and I thought, "That's a little condescending."
- My new year's resolution is I'm going to be less condescending. And by the way, condescending means talking down to people.
- Today, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down the fence. As we made eye contact, he glared at me and I thought to myself, "Well, that's a little condescending!"
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Condescending One Liners
Which condescending one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with condescending? I can suggest the ones about degrading and pretentious.
- Someone told me I'm condescending That means I talk down to people.
- My girlfriend says I'm way too condescending… (That means I speak down to people)
- I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall It was a little condescending
- My wife says I'm way too condescending (That means I speak down to people)
- A lot of people say I'm condescending... (That means I talk down to people)
- What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs? Condescending
- Apparently people think that I am condescending (that means I look down on people)
- Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall… I thought that's a little condescending
- My girlfriend said I'm really condescending That means I talk down to people
- My friends tell me I'm condescending Condescending is when you talk down to people
- My friends say I'm condescending... That means I talk down to people.
- What do you call a smug criminal going down stairs? A Condescending Con Descending.
- I've been told i'm condescending. (that means I talk down to people)
- I saw a midget climbing over a prison wall It was a little condescending
- What do you call a snarky villain walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending
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What funny jokes about condescending you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean arrogant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make condescending pranks.
So I was driving by a penitentiary this one time back home, and I saw a group of convicts at the perimeter fence trying to climb over.
The rest were hurrying on this one of them, who appeared to be a midget, and was having some difficulty scaling it.
All of a sudden, the biggest one just picked him up by an arm and a leg and tossed him right up & over!
And as he fell, I thought to myself,"Well, that's a little condescending."
At a small London pub,
3 girls are chatting. An Englishman hears them and notices their distinctive accent that he so easily recognizes. He approaches then smoothly and asks: "are you girls from Scotland?"
In a condescending tone, one of them turns around and says: "It's Wales, idiot!"
"Oh I'm sorry, are you whales from Scotland?"
Thought up this one in class today. (OC) "What did the one gravedigger say to the other as they lowered the body of a patronizing embezzler into his grave?"
"It's always nice to see a condescending con descending".
What do you call it when Condoleezza rice pushes a stuck-up criminal down a flight of stairs?
Conde sending condescending con descending.
What do you call a s**... criminal walking down a flight of stairs?
A condescending con descending
Anyone else here able to spell "condescending narcissist" correctly on the first try?
Yeah, I didn't think so.
Do you want to hear a really condescending joke?
... Do you even know what that means?
A man sees a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down a jail from a rope...
...he looks at him for a second, and says,"Well, that's a little condescending."
What do you call a felon climbing down a ladder saying he's better at it than you?
A condescending con-descending.
Today I saw a midget escaping from prison with a ladder.
He was a little condescending.
My collection of dwarf/midget jokes. I'm sorry.
Did you know that there was a dwarf shortage in America?
In other countries, dwarfism is a growing problem.
Dwarves and midgets actually have very little in common.
Did you know that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy?
Yesterday I saw a midget prisoner climbing down the prison wall and he looked at me and sneered. I said, "Well that's a little condescending."
How do midgets get girls to date them? They're really good at small talk.
What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?
Condescending. ;)
A midget was escaping prison...
A midget was escaping prison. I watched him as he climbed over the fence. On the way down he smirked at me.
I thought to myself, "well that's a little condescending".
What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?
a condescending con descending.
Did you hear the one about the tiny prisoner who went down the stairs?
It's a little condescending. ;)
What do you call a sneaky criminal that thinks he's superior to everyone walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
I'm sure wherever my dad is he's looking down on us.
He's not dead, just very condescending.
A man is walking by a prison....
...when he sees a midget climbing out one of the cells at the top of the prison. The midget is climbing down a rope when he turns around and sees the man on the street. The midget flips off the men and continues to climb down the rope.
The man says to himself, "Wow, that's a little condescending."
I was walking by the midget prison...
...when suddenly, all the sirens started blaring. After a minute, an escapee was rappelling down the wall while giving me a very n**... look. I thought, "Well that's a little condescending."
What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a Skydiving criminal
Condescending
Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?
Because all they do is look down at people.
What do you call a s**... thief running down your stairs?
A condescending con descending.
During a prison break, I saw a midget climb the fence of the prison yard. As he jumped down, he sneered at me...
I thought to myself, "well, that was a little con-descending."
I'm never condescending
That's when you talk down to people.
Two Jewish friends pass a Catholic Church.
Two Jewish friends pass a Catholic Church on which a large poster addresses non-Catholics: "Come to us, accept Catholicism, and you instantly get $30,000 in cash!" While walking away, the two friends become engaged in a debate about whether the offer is meant seriously. A week later the two friends meet again in front of the same church, and one of them confides to the other: "I still wonder if that offer is serious." the other replies condescendingly: "Ah you Jews, all you think about is money!"
There was a prison break and I locked eyes with a midget as he climbed up the fence.
As he jumped over he sneered at me and I thought, "Well, that's a little condescending."
Im a bit hurt that my friends told me I'm condescending.
Condescending is a big word that means you talk down to people.
Can you people please stop being so condescending and passive-aggressive?
Thanks!
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Midget scammer
So there was a midget scammer who was in a prison break. I watched him climb up and down the wall - it was a little condescending.
What do you call a?
What do you call a convict walking down some stairs?
Con-descending
Why are p**... heads always so condescending?
They always think they're higher then others
I saw a Dwarf who had escaped from prison climbing over a chain link fence. As he was climbing down the other side he scowled and stuck his tongue out at me and ran away...
I said to myself "That was a little condescending"
I'm not condescending!
Try and count how many times I've been condescending! Exactly; you can't cause you're a d**....
What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
I made a joke about a midget criminal running down the stairs. The punchline is a little condescending.
Ba dum *tss*
What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?
A condescending Khan descending.
I was getting off an airplane, when I passed a little boy who was waving and saying "Bye, plane!"...
"No, this isn't a biplane." I said, as the kid's dad immediately gave me a condescending look.
I went on, "You can't tell its s**... preference based just on how it looks."
I was going to repost this really condescending joke I read, but...
you guys didn't get it last time, and probably wont get it this time either.
what do you call a patronizing criminal walking down stairs
a condescending con descending
While I was watching the prison wall, a little midget starting climbing over it and smirked at me
And I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending".
Today my friend accused me of being condescending.
It's ridiculous, I don't even think he knows what that word means.
Condescending
A midget convict was escaping out of a window, and as he lowered himself down I was walking past, and we made eye contact and he sneered at me and I thought "that's a little condescending". (Say it out loud)
I was walking by a prison for midgets...
I saw one fall down trying to climb out.
I walked over to see if he needed any help.
He said "what do you think?"
I would've helped him if he wasn't a little condescending.
I take the bus to school
So every morning I take the bus to campus. On the way, it stops by the local prison.
This morning, while we were stopped by the prison, I heard a loud c**.... I look to my right and I see what used to be a window, now shattered.
I'm looking at the window, and I see some rope fly out. Following the rope, I see an inmate. A rather small inmate. As a matter of fact, the man was a dwarf.
I stared at him in awe. As he made his way down the rope towards freedom, he notice me observing him. He gave me the stink eye. I thought to myself:
Wow, that's a little condescending.
I saw a dwarf escaping prison yesterday, and as he was climbing down the outer fence he turned and sneered at me.
I thought to myself, that's a little condescending.
My girlfriend often accuses me of telling sexist, condescending jokes that target women.
I've explained to her those jokes are actually ironic jabs at the current state of post-modern feminism, designed to highlight societal double standards across genders.
So she needn't worry her pretty little head about it.
A smug prisoner went down a flight of stairs.
He was a condescending con descending.
What do you call a snarky thief going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Sorry if this is a repost. Heard it yesterday and thought you all would enjoy.
People often call me condescending...
***That means I talk down to people.***
Today I drove by a prison...
and saw a midget prisoner climbing down the wall.
As he jumped down, he sneered at me and I thought, well, that's a little condescending.
Yesterday I was walking past the state prison
and saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down from the concrete wall, screaming insults at the guards.
I thought, "Well, thats a little condescending little con descending"
I've been trying to be less condescending
You *do* know what that means right?
So a prison break was happening...
And I happened to be walking around when it happened. It had a huge wall, and I saw someone climbing down from it. Turns out I knew the guy, he's a famous midget con artist that I ratted out. As he climbed down, he gave me this wretched look.
It was a little condescending.
I was visiting a midget prison today...
As I was leaving, I saw a little person climbing over a prison wall to escape. He turned and gave me a dirty look, I thought: 'that's a little condescending'.
What do you call a pretentious criminal who is going down an escalator?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a rude convict going downstairs?
A condescending con descending.
A criminal talked down to me on an escalator today.
He was a condescending con descending.
What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs in jail?
A condescending con descending.
Little Nancy, 8, was filling a hole in her garden when
the nosey neighbor peered over the fence, and asked "What are you doing?"
Nancy replied, "Well my goldfish dies so I just buried him"
The obnoxious neighbor laughed and said in a condescending tone, "That is an awful big hole for a tiny gold fish"
As Nancy used her shovel to pat down the last heap of earth she replied, "Well he's in your cat"
For some reason People say that im condescending.
That word means talking down on somebody.
So I've been told I'm condescending...
(Oh sorry; it means I look down on others).
I just saw a midget escaping from prison by climbing down the wall! Half way down, he turned his head and grimaced at me.
I thought: That's a little condescending.
So i just saw a bank robber jump down some stairs while yelling about how terrible the cops were
guess you could say he was condescending
I was walking past the prison last night
When I saw this short man, no more than 5 feet tall, dressed in an orange jumpsuit climbing over the fence, escaping from the prison yard. As he was climbing down, he saw me and stuck out his tongue at me. I remember thinking, That's a little condescending.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
*(In the most condescending way possible)*
It's this real obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.
