Condensed Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

CaliphNotes!

In our fridge there is condensed milk, evaporated milk, vanilla and eggs.

So I put a sticker on it saying, "Warning: Highly Flannable."

I hacked the recipe computers

at the Campbell's Soup Company. Do you want me to post them in their entirety,

Or just the condensed version.

What's another name for condensed milk?

A cups

The condensed version...

A Phillipino, a Korean, a Chinese fella, a Burmese lady, and a Vietnamese guy all go to a nightclub. The doorman stops them and says, "I can't let you in without a Thai."

I'm producing a condensed, Cliffnotes-style, version of the 1994 Best Picture winner from the Academy Awards

I'm calling it Schindler's Gist.

What are the funniest condensed jokes of all time?

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