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  1. Being deemed an "essential worker" Is like being condemned to summer school while the rest of the students are off.
  2. What did the condemned prisoner say when he was informed that the hangman forgot the rope? No noose is good noose.
  3. I've been thinking recently that unfaithful women are condemned way beyond proportion. Begone, thought.
  4. People should not condemn recently blinded people. It's not their fault they are Neo-Not Sees.
  5. It's been said that those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it... But I believe that those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it!
  6. A top Islamic cleric today condemned President Trump for being anti muslim Trump tweeted back 'This is just fakir news'
  7. How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to screw it, one to support him and one to condemn the other two for using excessive force.
  8. A blind judge conducted a trial.. And even after no one managed to provide a substantial incriminating evidence he still condemned the defendant.
    he couldn't see the truth.
  9. Massacre between rival musicians at the Symphony Orchestra today, . Authorities have condemned this act of Violins
  10. The condemned says to the judge: "please don't electrocute me. I'm only 20, please cut me some slack and suspend my sentence" So the judge hanged him.

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Condemns One Liners

Which condemns one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with condemns? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. The USA condemns unprovoked invasion of a sovereign nation.
  2. Why was the null column condemned by the church? Because it didn't have any values.
  3. Why was the dim sum restaurant condemned? They had a wonton disregard for safety.
  4. To ensure safe social sects, man-up and use a condemn.
  5. My boyfriend is like a god in bed. He condemns me for being homosexual.
  6. What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole? clickbait -_-
  7. Certain religions condemn eating pig meat. They're against the idea of cannibalism.
  8. I'm thinking of opening a Christian s**... shop. I'm going to call it, Condemnation.

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Condemns Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about condemns you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make condemns prank.

Three Irishman

Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat, watching the front door of the brothel over the road.
The local Methodist pastor appears, and quickly goes inside.
"Would you look at that!" says the first Irishman.
"Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are?"
No sooner are the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi appears at the door,
Knocks, and goes inside.
"Another one trying to fool everyone with pious preaching and s**... hats!"
They continue drinking their beer roundly condemning the vicar and the rabbi
When they see their own Catholic priest knock on the door.
"Ah, now dat's sad." says the third Irishman.
"One of the girls must have died.

The Engineer

Towards the end of the French revolution many people lost their heads to the guillotine. One day a politician, a priest, and an engineer were to be executed.
The politician was first. The executioner asked him: "Do you have any last words?" to which the man replied, "I regret nothing." The executioner lowered the man's head into the guillotine and released the blade. It fell swiftly but suddenly jams and stopped just inches from reaching the politician's neck.
There was a rule with these executions where if the blade could not finish its job with one pull of the rope, the condemned were allowed to be released and set free. Upon realizing this the politician cheers in excitement and scampers away.
Up next was the priest - the executioner asked, "Do you have any last words?" to which the priest replied, "None. God has already saved my immortal soul." The executioner then lowered the priest's head into the guillotine and pulled the lever to release the blade. AGAIN, the blade jams and stops just inches before reaching the priest's neck. After realizing what had just happened, the priest said "Praise the lord, it's a miracle!" and scampered away.
Finally, the engineer was brought up to the guillotine. The executioner said, "Any last words?" to which the engineer replied - "Yes! I think I see what your problem is."

Two men were being led to the gallows in the public square...

The square was packed with people, wagons, vendor's stalls, children and farm animals.
Suddenly, a large bull bellowed loudly and broke loose from it's enclosure. It began rampaging through the crowd, knocking over stalls, running down people, goring anyone who got in it's way. People started screaming and stampeding everywhere.
One of the condemned men turned to the other and said, "I say - it's a good thing we're not down there, eh?"

A Jew, an Italian and a Frenchman last meal

Three men, a Frenchman, an Italian, and a Jew, were condemned to be executed.
Their captors told them that they had the right to have a final meal before the execution. They asked the Frenchman what he wanted. Give me some good French wine and French bread, he requested. So they gave it to him, he ate it, and then they executed him.
Next it was the Italian's turn. Give me a big plate of pasta, said the Italian. So they brought it to him, he ate it, and then they executed him.
Now it was the Jew's turn. I want a big bowl of strawberries, said the Jew. Strawberries?!! They aren't even in season! .
So, I'll wait…

Did you hear about the nudists that attempted to forcefully take over a local beach?

It was roundly condemned as a case of n**... aggression.

The Irish brothel

Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat, watching the front door of the brothel over the road.
The local Methodist pastor appears and quickly goes inside.
"Would you look at that!" says the first Irishman, "Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are?"
No sooner are the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi appears at the door, knocks, and goes inside.
The second Irishman says "Another one trying to fool everyone with pious preaching and s**... hats!"
They continue drinking their beer, roundly condemning the vicar and the rabbi, when they see their own Catholic priest knock on the door.
"Ah, now dat's sad." says the third Irishman. "One of the girls must have died."

Three men are serving jail time in East Germany.

As they wait for time to pass, they eventually talk about why they were imprisoned.
The first one says: "Everyday, I got to work five minutes early, so they condemned me for espionage!"
The other two ask the second man.
He says: "Everyday, I got to work 5 minutes late, so they condemned me for sabotage!"
Men number one and two are getting curious about the third man.
Upon asking him, he says: "Everyday, i got to work exactly in time, so they condemned me for using a watch from West Germany!"

The condemned prisoner stood before the firing squad.

The jail warden told him that as per custom, he was to be granted one final request, provided it was something straightforward and easily manageable.
The prisoner explained that he loved singing and requested to sing his favourite childhood song to completion.
The warden motioned to the firing squad to hold their fire until the song was completed.
The prisoner held his head up high and started to sing - "A billion bottles of beer on the wall, a billion bottles of beer..."

It's too bad those n**... weren't all handicapped, overweight or ugly...

...because then Trump might have condemned them.

The Bible does not condemn homosexuality

The verse most people bring up is Leviticus 18:22, which says "Thou shall not lie with a man as thou would with a woman." This line has nothing to do with homosexuality.
What the verse actually means is that it's ok to lie when your wife asks if she looks fat but not when your buddy does.

I knew I needed to seek out help when my friends staged the public condemnation of two overlapping circles.

It was an inter-venn-shun.

The Egg

I'm utterly opposed to any form of egg cracking on anyone's head and I totally condemn the act of the underage violent vigilante who cracked an egg on senators head. However with that being said what it highlights is the endless distribution and importing of eggs all around the world. Rising fear of egg presence all around Australia and new Zealand. The real cause of what happened today was Australian government allowing to import and to produce eggs in their country in the first place. While today the senator is the victim it doesn't make him the blameless. If you banned eggs in the first place it would have been avoided.
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Please don't condemn me to h**... for this one .....

What kind of tune does a programmer v**... to?
An ALGO-RHYTHM

At this mornings press conference, Ron Desantis announced that the state of Florida will be outlawing the consumption and distribution of coffee.

He went on to condemn the beverage as a tool of the WOKE agenda.

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