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  1. Being deemed an "essential worker" Is like being condemned to summer school while the rest of the students are off.
  2. What did the condemned prisoner say when he was informed that the hangman forgot the rope? No noose is good noose.
  3. I've been thinking recently that unfaithful women are condemned way beyond proportion. Begone, thought.
  4. People should not condemn recently blinded people. It's not their fault they are Neo-Not Sees.
  5. It's been said that those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it... But I believe that those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it!
  6. A top Islamic cleric today condemned President Trump for being anti muslim Trump tweeted back 'This is just fakir news'
  7. How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to screw it, one to support him and one to condemn the other two for using excessive force.
  8. A blind judge conducted a trial.. And even after no one managed to provide a substantial incriminating evidence he still condemned the defendant.
    he couldn't see the truth.
  9. Massacre between rival musicians at the Symphony Orchestra today, . Authorities have condemned this act of Violins
  10. The condemned says to the judge: "please don't electrocute me. I'm only 20, please cut me some slack and suspend my sentence" So the judge hanged him.

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Which condemned one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with condemned? I can suggest the ones about doomed and criticized.

  1. The USA condemns unprovoked invasion of a sovereign nation.
  2. Why was the null column condemned by the church? Because it didn't have any values.
  3. Why was the dim sum restaurant condemned? They had a wonton disregard for safety.
  4. To ensure safe social sects, man-up and use a condemn.
  5. My boyfriend is like a god in bed. He condemns me for being homosexual.
  6. What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole? clickbait -_-
  7. Certain religions condemn eating pig meat. They're against the idea of cannibalism.
  8. I'm thinking of opening a Christian s**... shop. I'm going to call it, Condemnation.

Condemned joke, I'm thinking of opening a Christian s**... shop.

Fun-Filled Condemned Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about condemned you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean appalled jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make condemned pranks.

The Bible does not condemn homosexuality

The verse most people bring up is Leviticus 18:22, which says "Thou shall not lie with a man as thou would with a woman." This line has nothing to do with homosexuality.
What the verse actually means is that it's ok to lie when your wife asks if she looks fat but not when your buddy does.

Please don't condemn me to h**... for this one .....

What kind of tune does a programmer v**... to?

At this mornings press conference, Ron Desantis announced that the state of Florida will be outlawing the consumption and distribution of coffee.

He went on to condemn the beverage as a tool of the WOKE agenda.

Condemned joke, A blind judge conducted a trial..