The Best 7 Condemn Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Condemn jokes. There are some condemn criticize jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these condemn chastise puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Condemn Jokes and Puns

What did the condemned prisoner say when he was informed that the hangman forgot the rope?

No noose is good noose.

The Bible does not condemn homosexuality

The verse most people bring up is Leviticus 18:22, which says "Thou shall not lie with a man as thou would with a woman." This line has nothing to do with homosexuality.

What the verse actually means is that it's ok to lie when your wife asks if she looks fat but not when your buddy does.

People should not condemn recently blinded people.

It's not their fault they are Neo-Not Sees.

Please don't condemn me to hell for this one .....

What kind of tune does a programmer vibe to?

An ALGO-RHYTHM

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it, one to support him and one to condemn the other two for using excessive force.


To ensure safe social sects, man-up and

use a condemn.

The condemned says to the judge: "please don't electrocute me. I'm only 20, please cut me some slack and suspend my sentence"

So the judge hanged him.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the condemn blame jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working condemn bipartisan piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes