Condemn Jokes

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The Best Condemn Puns

What did the condemned prisoner say when he was informed that the hangman forgot the rope?

No noose is good noose.

The Bible does not condemn homosexuality

The verse most people bring up is Leviticus 18:22, which says "Thou shall not lie with a man as thou would with a woman." This line has nothing to do with homosexuality.

What the verse actually means is that it's ok to lie when your wife asks if she looks fat but not when your buddy does.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it, one to support him and one to condemn the other two for using excessive force.

To ensure safe social sects, man-up and

use a condemn.

The condemned says to the judge: "please don't electrocute me. I'm only 20, please cut me some slack and suspend my sentence"

So the judge hanged him.

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