The Best 13 Conde Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Conde jokes. There are some conde shire jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these conde man puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Conde Jokes and Puns

What do you call it when Condoleezza Rice pushes a stuck-up criminal down a flight of stairs?

Conde sending condescending con descending.

I've been trying to be less condescending

You *do* know what that means right?

What did the condemned prisoner say when he was informed that the hangman forgot the rope?

No noose is good noose.

Conde joke, What did the condemned prisoner say when he was informed that the hangman forgot the rope?

Please don't condemn me to hell for this one .....

What kind of tune does a programmer vibe to?


Condescending people are the worst!!!!

it means they talk down to others


A midget convict was escaping out of a window, and as he lowered himself down I was walking past, and we made eye contact and he sneered at me and I thought "that's a little condescending". (Say it out loud)

I'm not condescending!

Try and count how many times I've been condescending! Exactly; you can't cause you're a dumbass.

Conde joke, I'm not condescending!

I'm never condescending

That's when you talk down to people.

What's another name for condensed milk?

A cups

The condensed version...

A Phillipino, a Korean, a Chinese fella, a Burmese lady, and a Vietnamese guy all go to a nightclub. The doorman stops them and says, "I can't let you in without a Thai."

How do you know if you're condescending to an ignorant person?

Oh never mind you don't know the answer anyway.

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The condemned says to the judge: "please don't electrocute me. I'm only 20, please cut me some slack and suspend my sentence"

So the judge hanged him.

My father's such a condescending man ...

Since he died he's always looked down on me.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the conde stairs jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working conde hole piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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