The Best 18 Concussions Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Concussions jokes. There are some concussions pitchers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these concussions slag puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Concussions Jokes and Puns

My neighbor's in the guinness book of records.

He's had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me, in fact it's just a stone's throw away.

My neighbour has had a record 44 concussions.

He lives very close to me.

A stone's throw away in fact


Concussions aren't real

It's all in your head

Concussions joke, Concussions aren't real

My neighbour holds the Guinness world record for most concussions.

He lives very close, just a stone's throw away

The only people who get more concussions than NFL players..

are their wives

I have a friend who is in the Guinness Book of World Records for "Most Concussions"

He lives about a stones throw away.

I am worried about my neighbour as he gets too many concussions and we are very close...

in fact just a stones throw away!

Concussions joke, I am worried about my neighbour as he gets too many concussions and we are very close...

People keep telling me that concussions are really bad for my health.

I can safely say that after three years of playing high school football, my Brian is working just fine!

There is a guy who lives in my town that holds the record for the most concussions by a human.

He actually lives right near me, only a stone's throw away.

I grew up near the man with the record for most concussions.

He was just a stone's throw away.

What do you call it when a football player gets so many concussions it starts to degrade their cognition?


You can explore concussions lives reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean concussions cobble dad jokes. There are also concussions puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

There was a boy who lived down my street who always got concussions!

He lived just a stone throw away.

We discussed concussions in Sports Medicine today

Talk about a headache

Football players are concerned about concussions affecting cognitive abilities

But I don't think they are that big of a deal; I've had a few and I'm doing ju

My neighbor has had a record of 57 concussions.

He lives really close to me ... stone throws away, in fact.

A guy walks into a bar

He orders a drink

Concussions are weird like that.

Concussions joke, A guy walks into a bar

Two men walk into a bar...

*Thwack* *Thwack*
Both are sent to the hospital for concussions

Its a little known fact that Taylor Swift wrote the song "Shake it off" after watching an NFL documentary about the dangers of concussions.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the concussions trauma jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working concussions knee piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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