Concussions Jokes

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The Best Concussions Puns

My neighbor's in the guinness book of records.

He's had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me, in fact it's just a stone's throw away.

My neighbour has had a record 44 concussions.

He lives very close to me.

A stone's throw away in fact


Concussions aren't real

It's all in your head

My neighbour holds the Guinness world record for most concussions.

He lives very close, just a stone's throw away

The only people who get more concussions than NFL players..

are their wives

I have a friend who is in the Guinness Book of World Records for "Most Concussions"

He lives about a stones throw away.

I am worried about my neighbour as he gets too many concussions and we are very close...

in fact just a stones throw away!

People keep telling me that concussions are really bad for my health.

I can safely say that after three years of playing high school football, my Brian is working just fine!

There is a guy who lives in my town that holds the record for the most concussions by a human.

He actually lives right near me, only a stone's throw away.

I grew up near the man with the record for most concussions.

He was just a stone's throw away.

What do you call it when a football player gets so many concussions it starts to degrade their cognition?


There was a boy who lived down my street who always got concussions!

He lived just a stone throw away.

Its a little known fact that Taylor Swift wrote the song "Shake it off" after watching an NFL documentary about the dangers of concussions.

We discussed concussions in Sports Medicine today

Talk about a headache

Football players are concerned about concussions affecting cognitive abilities

But I don't think they are that big of a deal; I've had a few and I'm doing ju

My neighbor has had a record of 57 concussions.

He lives really close to me ... stone throws away, in fact.

A guy walks into a bar

He orders a drink

Concussions are weird like that.

Two men walk into a bar...

*Thwack* *Thwack*
Both are sent to the hospital for concussions

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