The Best 37 Concussion Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Concussion jokes. There are some concussion retina jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these concussion hamstring puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Concussion Jokes and Puns

Two guys walk into a bar

They both had a concussion

What happens when you dress your dog as a cat for Halloween and show him how he looks in the mirror?

He gets a concussion, Ba Da Taaa.

A guy walked into a bar...

And we're just kind of standing around to see if the paramedics think it's a concussion or not.

Concussion joke, A guy walked into a bar...

Last year Hillary got a concussion. Obama recently bumped into Clinton and asked "Bill, how is Hillary's head?"

"Not as good as Monica"

A mailman, a boy, and a unicorn walk into a bar.

The woman gets a concussion, some stitches, and a diagnosis of dissociative identity disorder.


A very tall and handsome man walks into a bar

and suffers a mild concussion.

After a night of drinking, John walks into a metal bar

The music was great and he hooks up with a beautiful blonde.

He awakes at the hospital with a mild concussion.

Concussion joke, After a night of drinking, John walks into a metal bar

A guy walks into a bar

-- and sustains a mild concussion.

Two men walk into a bar...

One of them gets a concussion and the other gets a bruise on his forehead.

A guy walks into a bar...

...and is promptly hospitalized with a concussion.

I fell and hit my head on my drum set today...

Me: Dad, I think I have a concussion
Dad: No son, you have a PER-cussion

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What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

A wise man once told me that you should love with your heart and use your head for everything else

He died of a concussion

Doctor! I think I have a concussion!

Doctor: "Dont worry, Its all in your head"

How do you give a vampire a concussion?

Hit it with a bat

Two Giants walk into a bar

One gets a concussion, and the other breaks right through.

Concussion joke, Two Giants walk into a bar

A man ran into a bar...

And died of concussion.

I was training to be a maths teacher until a concussion regressed my ability to when I was 12.

I suppose its back to 1^2.

Why did the Doctor think the Panda had a concussion?

It kept calling saying its head was fuzzy.


A guy runs into a bar...

and gets a concussion.

John has 20 watermelons and tim has none. John threw one watermelon at tim, what does tim have now?

A concussion.

A homophobic man walks into a gay bar

He gets a concussion. Turns out gay steel is just as hard as straight steel.

18th Century Arms Dealer Receives Concussion on First Day at Work

A burgeoning blunderbuss broker braved and bore the brunt of a bludgeoning to the brain.

What do you call a head injury at a drummer's convention in Moscow, Russia?

A concussion at the Russian percussion discussion.

I thought someone was robbing my house...

So I walked downstairs and that's when it hit me. I woke up two days later with a concussion

Concussions aren't real

It's all in your head

A man worked at construction site...

...and is brought to emergency room with concussion and skull fracture.

His wife, furious, comes to hospital.

"What happened?!"

"Well, I asked John to throw me the hammer..."

"And then what?! You didn't catch it?"

"In matter of fact *I did*. But then I remembered we have 3 guys named John working on our site..."

I've only ever had one concussion in my life.

I hope.

I remember my first concussion like it was yesterday...

I don't remember yesterday.

A guy walks into a bar

Then gets a concussion

a man walks into a bar

He gets a concussion.

On the badge you......

My 85-year-old grandfather was rushed to the hospital with a possible concussion. The doctor asked him a series of questions: Do you know where you are? I'm at Rex Hospital. What city are you in? Raleigh. Do you know who I am? Dr. Hamilton. My grandfather then turned to the nurse and said, I hope he doesn't ask me any more questions. Why? she asked. Because all of those answers were on his badge.

My 85-year-old grandfather was rushed to the hospital with a possible concussion.

**The doctor asked him a series of questions: Do you know where you are? I'm at Rex Hospital. What city are you in? Raleigh. Do you know who I am? Dr. Hamilton. My grandfather then turned to the nurse and said, I hope he doesn't ask me any more questions. Why? she asked. Because all of those answers were on his badge. **

Two men walk into a bar

They walk away with a concussion and brain damage

A man walks into a bar.

He ends up with a concussion.

My mum's favourite piece of advice to give me when I was growing up was, "Whenever life puts an obstacle in your way, the best way to deal with it is to tackle it head on".

I used to think she was wise but now I'm nursing a concussion and being sued for damages, since my neighbor parked in front of my driveway last week.

What's it called when the Grim Reaper screws up and gets a concussion?

A repercussion

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the concussion paramedic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working concussion ankle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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