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Concrete Work Jokes

3 concrete work jokes and hilarious concrete work puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about concrete work that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Concrete Work Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good concrete work joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign, hit his car broadside, and knocked him out cold.

A Passersby pulled him from the wreckage and revived him.
He began an Epic struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics. Later, when he had calmed down, they asked him why he had struggled so.
He said, a bit sheepishly, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of this huge, flashing sign. Turns out somebody was standing in front of the 'S' on the 'Shell' sign."

Building in Antarctica is difficult!

No matter what I tried I couldn't get my house to stay together. I tried concrete, brick and mortar, even duct tape! I finally found something that worked though, it was quite simple, igloo'd it together.

What does a criminal work with?

Con-crete.

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