Concrete Slab Jokes
7 concrete slab jokes and hilarious concrete slab puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about concrete slab that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Three slabs of concrete walk into a bar
They sit down, order drinks and start bragging about how strong they are. As they're doing this a small bit of green tarmac walks in and they hide under the table as it orders its drink.
When it leaves they all get up and the barman asks them
"What's up with you guys? I thought all of you were tough."
"Oh, we're tough," they said, "but he's a cycle path."
A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign, hit his car broadside, and knocked him out cold.
A Passersby pulled him from the wreckage and revived him.
He began an Epic struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics. Later, when he had calmed down, they asked him why he had struggled so.
He said, a bit sheepishly, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of this huge, flashing sign. Turns out somebody was standing in front of the 'S' on the 'Shell' sign."
What do you call a dirty puddle on a slab of cold concrete in dim, gloomy light?
A sunny day in Seattle.
Did you hear about the guy who wanted to be buried in a concrete slab?
He was dead set
My uncle was finally arrested for smashing people over the head with paving slabs. He tried to get away with it...
But there was concrete evidence.
A guy walks into a bar with a slab of concrete slug under his arm
He says barkeep, a drink for me, and one for the road.
For my cake day, my favorite joke of all time: 87
There was a well-to-do businessman walking down a city sidewalk to get to his office, when he came across a construction site; he saw piles of tools and stacks of wood and concrete slabs, but no workers. The only person he saw was a lone worker, jumping up and down on top of a manhole. As the businessman walked closer, he could hear the worker shouting "87! 87! 87!" at the top of his lungs.
The businessman was intrigued. He went up to the worker and asked "why are you doing that?" The worker replied "oh man, it's so much fun, you gotta try it!" The businessman was skeptical, but he decided to humor the strange worker.
He stepped onto the manhole, and did a small hop, and mumbled "87." He jumped a little higher, saying "87. Hey, this is kinda fun!" He started jumping as high as he could, shouting "87! 87! 87! at the top of his lungs, when, at the top of his highest jump, the worker pulled the manhole cover out from under him, and he plummeted all the way down to the sewer.
The construction worker looked down the sewer, looked around, put the manhole cover back on, stood on top of it again, and began to jump.
"88! 88! 88!"
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