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Concrete Pouring Jokes

4 concrete pouring jokes and hilarious concrete pouring puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about concrete pouring that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


Concrete Pouring Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good concrete pouring joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

This one's mainly for Mexicans and Texans.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?
"Davey.... are we pouring concrete today??"

I think the kids next door stepped through my newly poured sidewalk

Don't have any concrete evidence though.

Asphalt and Tarmac were in the bar together having a beer, arguing over who was toughest - when a pink piece of concrete walked into the bar....

Everybody in the bar fell silent and averted their attention. The pink piece of concrete ordered a drink. The bartender was shaking as he poured his beer. The pink piece of concrete looked around, nobody meeting his gaze, drank his beer in one glug and left.
The normal ambience resumed.
"Youv'e got to watch out for him" Tarmac said to Asphalt, "hes a cycle-path!"

I've decided to pour a new foundation for my porch.

I want to make concrete changes to my life.

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