Concrete Jokes

Funniest Concrete Short Jokes

Short concrete jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The concrete humour may include short cement jokes also.

1. Told by a 7 year old boy: How do you drop on an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it. Concrete floors are really hard to crack.
   Then he said "you were thinking about the egg weren't you!"
2. How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it? Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.
3. Authorities fear that the collapsed bridge in Genoa was made with 'mafia' concrete..... ....they've found 6 more bodies than there were people missing.
4. Q: How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it? A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
5. A guy walks into a bar... his face gets bruised, his phone shatters on the concrete, and the Pokemon gets away.
6. I was trying to expose the cement company for using cheap materials But I couldn't find any concrete evidence
7. Did you hear the local concrete plant was flooded last week? They're having a hard time moving inventory now.
8. To the person who has stolen my 5 tonne concrete boots and my invisibility cloak... You can't run but you can hide
9. Angry husband filled wife's car with concrete after she changed her surname She could take him to the court. She had.... concrete evidence
10. Archaeologists say that Roman cement was stronger than it is in modern times... I need to see some concrete evidence

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Concrete One Liners

Which concrete one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with concrete? I can suggest the ones about construction and clay.

1. Hey girl, are you a large concrete structure forming an artificial lake? ...because dam.
2. What do you call a gun made fully from concrete? An asphalt rifle
   Solid joke right?
3. I got fired from my job finishing concrete I can't even
4. Someone fell into wet cement Currently there is no concrete evidence of who fell
5. When I die I want to be buried in wet concrete So that over time the plot thickens
6. My friend told me that he ate pavement. I asked him if he has any concrete proof of this.
7. So you're a fan of Brutalist architecture? Give me 3 concrete examples
8. What did the fish say when it ran into a concrete wall? Dam
9. What's the first thing a fish thinks of when it swims into a concrete wall? Dam
10. Two fish swam into a concrete wall. One looked to the other an said… Dam .
11. A man was murdered with a cinder block. The evidence was concrete.
12. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam
13. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "Dam."
14. I left my job as a Concrete Worker. It just seemed to get HARDER and HARDER.
15. I saw a nun wearing a concrete dress. That's a hard habit to break.

Concrete Wall Jokes

Here is a list of funny concrete wall jokes and even better concrete wall puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• So two fish are swiming One of the fish hits a concrete wall the other fish turns and says dam
• A fish swims into a concrete wall He turns around and yells DAM
• Two fish were swimming in a river when they hit a concrete wall They both looked at each other and said "Dam"
• What did the fish say to the concrete wall? Dam!
• Two fish are swimming... One of them runs into a concrete wall.
  The other one goes Dam!
• A fish runs into a concrete wall. Its pronounced 'Fsh'.
• What did the seal say when he ran into a concrete wall? Dam
• A fish swam into a concrete wall.. It swam away in silence because its a fish

Concrete Cement Jokes

Here is a list of funny concrete cement jokes and even better concrete cement puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My friend uses concrete and asphalt interchangeably He says it's just a matter of cementics
• As seen on a masonry truck Cement shop robbed, police investigators find no concrete evidence
• Did you hear about the truck that spilt concrete across the road? It wasn't cement to happen.
• How do you call a cement foundation? A concrete base.
• What do you call 12 lawyers buried up to their chins in cement? Not enough concrete.

Concrete Slab Jokes

Here is a list of funny concrete slab jokes and even better concrete slab puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a dirty puddle on a slab of cold concrete in dim, gloomy light? A sunny day in Seattle.
• Did you hear about the guy who wanted to be buried in a concrete slab? He was dead set
• My uncle was finally arrested for smashing people over the head with paving slabs. He tried to get away with it... But there was concrete evidence.
• A guy walks into a bar with a slab of concrete slug under his arm He says barkeep, a drink for me, and one for the road.

Concrete Truck Jokes

Here is a list of funny concrete truck jokes and even better concrete truck puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• While driving home I heard on the radio that convicts had escaped a prisoner transport after colliding with a concrete truck. Authorities say to be on the lookout for hardened criminals.

Concrete Worker Jokes

Here is a list of funny concrete worker jokes and even better concrete worker puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What does one say to construction workers after they complete a building? Concrete-ulations

Hilarious Concrete Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about concrete you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cement mixer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make concrete pranks.