The Best 39 Conclusions Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Conclusions jokes. There are some conclusions investigations jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these conclusions ophelia puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Conclusions Jokes and Puns

I wonder how many calories women burn by...

... jumping to conclusions.

My wife loves sports...

Her favorite position is beside herself, and her favorite sport is jumping to conclusions.

How my girlfriend stay's thin.

Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Conclusions joke, How my girlfriend stay's thin.

What's faster than the speed of light?

The speed of *how fast my wife jumps to conclusions*

My daily regime

My doctor took one look at my gut and refused to believe that I work out. So I listed the exercises I do every day: jump to conclusions, climb the walls, drag my heels, push my luck, make mountains out of molehills, bend over backward, run around in circles, put my foot in my mouth, go over the edge, and beat around the bush.


My father never told me why he removed the last page of my comics.

I drew my own conclusions.

So, my feminist cousin is diabetic and recently, her legs were amputated...

...safe to say, she won't be jumping to conclusions anytime soon.

Conclusions joke, So, my feminist cousin is diabetic and recently, her legs were amputated...

What do you call two documentaries which take the same paranormal source material and reach logically sound yet conflicting conclusions?

A pairodocs

My wife has a logic fetish...

She's always coming to conclusions.

Just gonna say...

Number of times Leonard Cohen died before Trump was elected - 0

Number of times after - 1

Draw your own conclusions...

Interviewer : This says you tend to jump to conclusions .

Me: So I'm hired?

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I'd like to commit suicide to get rid of my indecisiveness

but I don't wanna jump into conclusions.

In lieu of recent event, J.K. Rowling must have left the last chapter of Harry Potter on top of her fridge.

She is jumping to conclusions.

What did the rabbit police officer say when it was investigating a murder?

"We shouldn't jump to conclusions"

Whenever you hear someone say...

...Bush did 9/11. Simply tell them "Don't JUMP to conclusions."

Thanks /u/Hammi1

I'm pretty sure someone stole the last paragraph of my essay, and hid it on a really high shelf...

But I don't want to jump to conclusions.

Not original, and not sure if it's been posted before, but it made me chuckle and thought I'd share.

Conclusions joke, I'm pretty sure someone stole the last paragraph of my essay, and hid it on a really high shelf...

Some days it just feels like the media is Putin me on

If they keep Russian to conclusions, next they'll say Trump is Stalin an investigation.

Today I realized I have a bit of a logic fetish....

I can't stop coming to conclusions.

I think I have a logic fetish...

I keep coming to conclusions.


There should be a female only sport in the Olympics called Conclusions.

Women jump to them every day.

People always jump to ridiculous conclusions.

Like thinking, for some reason, that my dads are gay.

I'm pretty sure someone hid the last paragraph of my essay on a shelf that I can't reach,

But I don't want to jump to conclusions.

I tell people to hold their horses before jumping to conclusions.

I just want them to have stable lives.

I hate people who are quick to jump to conclusions...

I just assume they are all retards.

I get plenty of exercise.

I'm frequently jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

What's a woman's favorite sport?

Jumping to conclusions!

Why should you never get in an argument with a pogo stick?

They always jump to conclusions.

There should be a Olympic sport just for women

Name it 500m jump to conclusions

I've just discovered that I have a logic fetish.

I can't stop coming to conclusions.

I asked my girlfriend if she does any other exercises...

Other than jumping to conclusions.

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

New company sponsored exercise program

Now that we are all back at work from COVID, we have started a new exercise program. It includes such wonderful exercises as:
Running amok
Jumping to conclusions
Passing the buck
Point fingers
Climbing the walls
And my favorite exercise of all... diddly squats!

Organ donation study reaches same conclusions as earlier study on GMO's

Studies have shown a strong correlation between the sexual identity of patients and whether they're able to accept various different donor organs. In particular, the bodies of aggressively heterosexual patients tend to reject donor organs.

As with studies earlier this year on genetically modified crops, researchers concluded from this data that straight men don't like trans plants.

I really don't understand how Karen's aren't in better shape...

They're always stretching the truth and jumping to conclusions

I'm sapiosexual, I find intelligence attractive.

I guess you could say I come to a lot of conclusions.

Man to friend: " The doctor told my wife she should do some exercise."

Friend: "And is she doing this?

Man: "Well, she is - if jumping to conclusions and running up bills can be called exercise!"

All the comic books I got from my older brother had the last page missing.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

All the comic books I inherited from my older brother had their last pages missing.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

I went for a job interview

And at the end they asked me, So, last question: what would you say is your worst quality?

Worst quality? , I replied, well I've been told that I often jump to conclusions...

Hmm, ok. Well, thanks very much for coming in, we'll be in touch

No problem! See you Monday!

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