Conclusions Jokes

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The Best Conclusions Puns

I've just discovered that I have a logic fetish.

I can't stop coming to conclusions.

Today I realized I have a bit of a logic fetish....

I can't stop coming to conclusions.

I asked my girlfriend if she does any other exercises...

Other than jumping to conclusions.

I think I have a logic fetish...

I keep coming to conclusions.

People always jump to ridiculous conclusions.

Like thinking, for some reason, that my dads are gay.


My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

My wife has a logic fetish...

She's always coming to conclusions.

I wonder how many calories women burn by...

... jumping to conclusions.

I'm pretty sure someone stole the last paragraph of my essay, and hid it on a really high shelf...

But I don't want to jump to conclusions.

Not original, and not sure if it's been posted before, but it made me chuckle and thought I'd share.

Just gonna say...

Number of times Leonard Cohen died before Trump was elected - 0

Number of times after - 1

Draw your own conclusions...

There should be a female only sport in the Olympics called Conclusions.

Women jump to them every day.


I really don't understand how Karen's aren't in better shape...

They're always stretching the truth and jumping to conclusions

What's faster than the speed of light?

The speed of *how fast my wife jumps to conclusions*

I'm pretty sure someone hid the last paragraph of my essay on a shelf that I can't reach,

But I don't want to jump to conclusions.

I'm sapiosexual, I find intelligence attractive.

I guess you could say I come to a lot of conclusions.

I'd like to commit suicide to get rid of my indecisiveness

but I don't wanna jump into conclusions.

Man to friend: " The doctor told my wife she should do some exercise."

Friend: "And is she doing this?
Man: "Well, she is - if jumping to conclusions and running up bills can be called exercise!"

Whenever you hear someone say...

...Bush did 9/11. Simply tell them "Don't JUMP to conclusions."

Thanks /u/Hammi1

What's a woman's favorite sport?

Jumping to conclusions!


My father never told me why he removed the last page of my comics.

I drew my own conclusions.

I tell people to hold their horses before jumping to conclusions.

I just want them to have stable lives.

My wife loves sports...

Her favorite position is beside herself, and her favorite sport is jumping to conclusions.

My daily regime

My doctor took one look at my gut and refused to believe that I work out. So I listed the exercises I do every day: jump to conclusions, climb the walls, drag my heels, push my luck, make mountains out of molehills, bend over backward, run around in circles, put my foot in my mouth, go over the edge, and beat around the bush.

I get plenty of exercise.

I'm frequently jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

New company sponsored exercise program

Now that we are all back at work from COVID, we have started a new exercise program. It includes such wonderful exercises as:
Running amok
Jumping to conclusions
Passing the buck
Point fingers
Climbing the walls
And my favorite exercise of all... diddly squats!

So, my feminist cousin is diabetic and recently, her legs were amputated...

...safe to say, she won't be jumping to conclusions anytime soon.

What did the rabbit police officer say when it was investigating a murder?

"We shouldn't jump to conclusions"

How my girlfriend stay's thin.

Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Organ donation study reaches same conclusions as earlier study on GMO's

Studies have shown a strong correlation between the sexual identity of patients and whether they're able to accept various different donor organs. In particular, the bodies of aggressively heterosexual patients tend to reject donor organs.

As with studies earlier this year on genetically modified crops, researchers concluded from this data that straight men don't like trans plants.

Interviewer : This says you tend to jump to conclusions .

Me: So I'm hired?

Some days it just feels like the media is Putin me on

If they keep Russian to conclusions, next they'll say Trump is Stalin an investigation.

Why should you never get in an argument with a pogo stick?

They always jump to conclusions.

There should be a Olympic sport just for women

Name it 500m jump to conclusions

In lieu of recent event, J.K. Rowling must have left the last chapter of Harry Potter on top of her fridge.

She is jumping to conclusions.

What do you call two documentaries which take the same paranormal source material and reach logically sound yet conflicting conclusions?

A pairodocs

I hate people who are quick to jump to conclusions...

I just assume they are all retards.

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