The Best 15 Conclude Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Conclude jokes. There are some conclude fugitive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these conclude authorities puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Conclude Jokes and Puns
Recent studies show that 43% of women have used vibrators...
From this, we can conclude that the other 57% bought theirs new...
Although COVID spreads mostly through the mouth & nose..
..scientists now conclude the greatest risk comes from assholes.
5 out of six researchers conclude,
Russian roulette is complete safe.
What did the astronauts conclude after they found bones on the moon?
The cow didn't make it.
Doctor, it hurts...
Says the patient with so much pain.
Patient: It hurts when I touch my head.
Doctor: \*Takes a look at the head\*, \*Does MRI\* Well, what else?
Patient: It hurts when I touch my shoulders.
Doctor: \*Takes shoulder x-ray\* Hmmm, is there anything else?
Patient: It hurts when I touch my knees too.
Doctor: \*Does that hammer thingy\* I see. I can conclude now.
Patient: What is it?
Doctor: Your finger is broken.
Two Norwegian scientists were operating on a frog....
They taught it to jump on command. When they said "Jump!" it leaped forwards.
They removed one rear leg and said "Jump!". The frog leaped forwards.
They removed the other rear leg and said "Jump!", but nothing seemed to happen.
After much discussion they could conclude that if you remove both rear legs from a frog, it becomes deaf.
As a chemist I can conclude that Freddie Mercury's voice is full of beryllium, gold and titanium
Because his voice is Be-Au-Ti-full
During the collapse of the Soviet Union...
... An elderly woman is surveyed by the government to conclude what the state of mind of the populous is.
**Survey man**: Where were you born?
**Woman**: St. Petersburg
**Survey man**: Where do you live now?
**Woman**: Leningrad
**Survey man**: If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
**Woman**: St. Petersburg
I've concluded that bread is better than Jesus.
Bread only takes a few hours to rise.
Women are evil
And I can prove it
first, we know that any relationship with a woman requires time and money therefore...
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that:
Women = Evil
And that concludes your French oral,
Just pop your pants back on and I'll see you on Monday.
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An autopsy is performed on a potential murder victim
They suspect murder however an autopsy reveals that all of the inside organs are in completely wrong areas, they conclude with he is very disorganised
I've concluded the chicken came before the egg
and got arrested for paedophilia
What did the detective conclude at the end of the vending machine vandalism case?
It was out of Sprite.
Two scientists cut the legs off of a frog
They tell the frog to jump. The frog does not jump, to which they then conclude that if you cut off a frog's legs the frog becomes deaf.
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