The Best 3 Concieved Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Concieved jokes. There are some concieved lived jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these concieved bellhop puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Concieved Jokes and Puns

I asked my wife if shed like me to be in the room with her when she delivered our child

She said "Why? It's not like you were in the room when she was concieved.

RIP Rodney Dangerfield

Three pregnant women: a brunette, a redhead and a blonde are sitting in a bar.

The brunette says, "I know what I'm going to have."

The redhead asked how. She replied, "Well I was on top when I conceived, so I will have a baby boy".

The redhead said, "If the logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was at the bottom when I concieved.

The blonde starts crying, orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".

I found I out I was concieved at my grandmothers funeral...

Appearently, my Mum was trying comfort him. Stupid mourning wood.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the concieved janitor jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working concieved valet piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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