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I asked my wife if shed like me to be in the room with her when she delivered our child

She said "Why? It's not like you were in the room when she was concieved.
RIP Rodney Dangerfield

Three pregnant women: a brunette, a redhead and a blonde are sitting in a bar.

The brunette says, "I know what I'm going to have."
The redhead asked how. She replied, "Well I was on top when I conceived, so I will have a baby boy".
The redhead said, "If the logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was at the bottom when I concieved.
The blonde starts crying, orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".

I found I out I was concieved at my grandmothers f**......

Appearently, my Mum was trying comfort him. s**... mourning wood.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were in the hospital.

They were there for some pregnancy tests. They began discussing the gender of their babies based on the s**... position they were concieved.
The brunette said, "I am going to have a son because I was at the bottom."
The redhead said, "I am going to have a daughter because I was at the top."
The blonde suddenly began crying. When the other two asked her what was wrong, she said, "I am going to have puppies!"
Disclaimer: This joke was told to me by an old friend and while I'm sure it has been posted here before, I wanted it to be my first post.

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