Concieved Jokes

Following is our collection of eastern puns and lived one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Concieved jokes for adults, dirty bellboy jokes and clean bellhop dad gags for kids.

The Best Concieved Puns

I asked my wife if shed like me to be in the room with her when she delivered our child

She said "Why? It's not like you were in the room when she was concieved.

RIP Rodney Dangerfield

Three pregnant women: a brunette, a redhead and a blonde are sitting in a bar.

The brunette says, "I know what I'm going to have."

The redhead asked how. She replied, "Well I was on top when I conceived, so I will have a baby boy".

The redhead said, "If the logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was at the bottom when I concieved.

The blonde starts crying, orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".

I found I out I was concieved at my grandmothers funeral...

Appearently, my Mum was trying comfort him. Stupid mourning wood.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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