Concierge Jokes
15 concierge jokes and hilarious concierge puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about concierge that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Concierge Short Jokes
Short concierge jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The concierge humour may include short travel agent jokes also.
- A photon walks into a hotel The concierge says, "need any help with your luggage?"
"Nah" says the photon. "I'm traveling light" - Donald Duck calls concierge and says can you thend up thome condomths to my room" and concierge said "want me to put it on your bill?" and Donald said "are you thucking thtupid I'll thuffocate"
- Two Native Americans walk into a restaurant... The concierge asks, "Do you have reservations?" One of the guys replies, "Yes; mine is in Oklahoma and his is in Arizona."
- French Pepper A french guest was in a hotel. He phoned room service for some pepper.
"Black pepper or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"toilet pepper!" - Kendall Jenner walks into a restaurant, the concierge greets her by saying 'Good evening, Miss Jenner.' She responds 'Please, call me Kendall...' '...Miss Jenner is my father.'
- A photon checks in at a hotel: "Are you checking in any bags?" asks the concierge.
"No", says the photon, "I'm travelling light."
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Concierge One Liners
Which concierge one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with concierge? I can suggest the ones about ambassador and consultant.
- What do you call a concierge doctor? An on-call-ogist
- What's another name for a concierge doctor? An oncallogist
Cheerful Fun Concierge Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about concierge you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean personal assistant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make concierge pranks.
Yoda is working at a hotel as a concierge and a man walks up to the desk.
Yoda is working at a hotel as a concierge and a man walks up to the desk.
Yoda: Hello, welcome, you are.
Man: Hi, I'd like to book a t**... for the weekend.
Yoda: Sorry I am, only duplex we have.
Man: Are you sure? I really need the t**....
Yoda: There is no tri, only du.
Caught the flu in Madrid on a business trip.
Whilst sniffling and coughing and rolling around in the hotel bed, I realised I needed medical attention, so I called the concierge to get help.
"Oh, so you're sick!" came the reply. "Not a problem, we'll send our very own hotel doctor up to your room right away!"
The doctor strolled into the room within seconds, and whilst I stuttered and tried to comprehend the situation, he gave me some medicine to ease the symptoms. When I finally stammered out "h...how does the hotel have their own doctor on call?", he simply shook his head and cracked a smile, and replied:
"Nobody expects the Spanish inn physician."
I caught the flu in Madrid.
While sniffling and coughing and rolling around in the hotel bed, I realized I needed medical attention, so I called the concierge to get help.
"Oh, so you're sick!" came the reply. "Not a problem, we'll send our very own hotel doctor up to your room right away!"
The doctor strolled into the room within seconds, and whilst I stuttered and tried to comprehend the situation, he gave me some medicine to ease the symptoms. When I finally stammered out "h...how does the hotel have their own doctor on call?", he simply shook his head and cracked a smile, and replied:
"Nobody expects the Spanish inn physician."
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper "Black pepper, or white pepper? " asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper! "
A couple are on holiday on a pacific island...
When they arrive they hear a constant drum beat; the ask the taxi driver and he says "Drums must never stop!"
They get to the hotel and the drumming is still going, so they ask the cleaner and she says "Drums must never stop!"
The drums continue all night and the couple can't sleep. Exhausted, they storm down to reception and ask about the noise. "Drums must never stop!", says the concierge.
"But why?!" demand the couple.
"Because when drums stop... Bass solo begins!"
So in some parts of the world, in some hotels, if you call the concierge in the middle of the night for an extra pillow, it is a code that you want them to send a h**... to your room.
What if, in the middle of the night, you actually do need an extra pillow and they send you a h**... instead?
Then you have TWO h**...,
And only one pillow to smother them with!