The Best 6 Conch Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Conch jokes. There are some conch squarepants jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these conch clam puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Conch Jokes and Puns

I once met a girl with a tattoo of a conch on her inner thigh

When I put my ear to it I could smell the sea

My girlfriend got a tattoo of a conch shell on her inner thigh...

Every time I lay my ear on it I can smell the ocean.

If I lie there long enough, I get crabs on my forehead.

A blonde gets a tattoo...

...On her inner thigh of a conch shell.

Friend: Why did you get a conch shell tattoo on your inner thigh?

Blonde: So that when you put your ear against it you can smell the ocean.

A blond chick gets a new tattoo...

So later at the bar with her friends she hikes up her skirt to show off a conch shell tattooed high on her inner thigh, near her snootch.

One of her friends asks, "Why did you get it so on your thigh?"

"So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

What do you call a mollusc that's just short of consciousness?

A Conch.


I once dated a girl with a conch shell tattooed on her inner thigh...

If you put your ear up to it you could smell the ocean

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the conch mollusk jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working conch oyster piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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