Conch Jokes

6 conch jokes and hilarious conch puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about conch that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Amusing Conch Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What is a good conch joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I once met a girl with a tattoo of a conch on her inner thigh

When I put my ear to it I could smell the sea

My girlfriend got a tattoo of a conch shell on her inner thigh...

Every time I lay my ear on it I can smell the ocean.
If I lie there long enough, I get c**... on my forehead.

A blonde gets a tattoo...

...On her inner thigh of a conch shell.
Friend: Why did you get a conch shell tattoo on your inner thigh?
Blonde: So that when you put your ear against it you can smell the ocean.

A blond chick gets a new tattoo...

So later at the bar with her friends she hikes up her skirt to show off a conch shell tattooed high on her inner thigh, near her snootch.
One of her friends asks, "Why did you get it so on your thigh?"
"So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

What do you call a mollusc that's just short of consciousness?

A Conch.

I once dated a girl with a conch shell tattooed on her inner thigh...

If you put your ear up to it you could smell the ocean

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about conch can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of conch puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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