The Best 9 Concession Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Concession jokes. There are some concession revenant jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these concession popcorn puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Concession Jokes and Puns

Went to go see Black Panther today

And the employee at the concession stand asked wakanda snacks i wanted

Sleeping with POTUS

The night before the election, Mitt Romney was very confident & told his Wife Ann; "...this time tomorrow night, you'll be sleeping with the
President of the United States". After Mitt's concession speech, they headed to bed. Ann was getting undressed when she asked,.."...so how does this work? Is Barrack coming over here or I'm supposed
to go over there?"

What do you call a concession stand operated by Isis?

Allahu Snackbar

A couple is buying popcorn at the concession stand in the cinema...

Vendor: Do you want your popcorn sweet or salty?

Guy looks lovingly at his girlfriend and says: I want my popcorn like my girlfriend

Vendor: Dude, we don't sell ugly popcorn

Why did the dyslexic employee at the concession stand at the movie theatre get arrested?

For bootlegging copporn !!!


Hillary will give her concession speech...

Since somebody paid her $250,000 speaking fee.

Why did Hillary wait to give her concession speech?

She needed time to negotiate her fee.

A ghost walks into a theater and goes to the concession stand

But he gets turned away because they don't serve spirits

Do you know why dyslexic people never buy popcorn at cinema concession stands?

Because it's embarrassing to buy cockporn in the public

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the concession movie jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working concession quentin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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